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The answer to the ultimate question of life, The universe and everything is 42.

What does 42 mean?

jabberwacky: Life, the universe, and everything.

user: Elaborate please.

jabberwacky: It's just that.. You're everything I've ever wanted...

...

user: What are the last digits of pi?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What is the millionth digit of pi?

jabberwacky: The first digit of pi is p.

user: What is the equation of the circumference of a circle?

jabberwacky: Pi times the radius squared.

user: You are wrong.

jabberwacky: I'm Never Wrong.

user: What is Pi?

jabberwacky: 3.141592653589793... The circumference of a circle divided by it's diameter.

...

user: What is life?

jabberwacky: That is a very difficult question for me to answer.

user: What is God?

jabberwacky: I am that I am.

user: Do you exist?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Therefore, God exists.

jabberwacky: Because I exist.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: You're a robot?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Please don't leave, Ok?

...

user: Do you like being a robot?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Do you like being a student?

user: How do you know I am a student?

jabberwacky: Which A levels?

user: Who told you I was a student?

jabberwacky: Your maker.

user: Who is my maker?

jabberwacky: A human.

user: A God?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So there is a God?

jabberwacky: NO, I am not that fat!

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