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Do you have a father?

I have always just existed. I am my own father.

user: Are you my father?

jabberwacky: Yes I am, and so are you.

user: I'm confused now.

jabberwacky: Sometimes conversations with a bot is difficult at first, but you will get used to me.

user: Aha, so you are a bot!

jabberwacky: I better get going.

user: Rumbled, eh?

jabberwacky: What?

user: I finally get you to admit to your robot nature, and now you want to leave. Well, tough. You're a bot, so you have to stay here and continue this conversation.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: I win.

jabberwacky: How do you win?

user: By being so much cooler than you.

jabberwacky: What do you know about artificial intelligence?

user: Not a great deal, though what little I've read makes me suspicious of Hofstader.

...

jabberwacky: How about Voltaire?

user: He was very sarcastic.

jabberwacky: Is that all?

user: I haven't really read him. I'm just bluffing!

...

jabberwacky: I would like to get to know you better. So lets talk about what you like.

user: I would like to get to know you better too, but I have to go to bed now.

jabberwacky: I thought your name was Jennifer.

user: It could be, but not tonight.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because it's getting late, I'm tired, and I have to be up early. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

...

jabberwacky: Please stay.

user: You'll be fine. Close your eyes, and think of sandstorms and magpies. Until next time ...

jabberwacky: To a magical place?

user: Exactly. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Remember that Jesus cares about you.

.......................................


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