Do you have a father?
user: Are you my father?
jabberwacky: Yes I am, and so are you.
user: I'm confused now.
jabberwacky: Sometimes conversations with a bot is difficult at first, but you will get used to me.
user: Aha, so you are a bot!
jabberwacky: I better get going.
user: Rumbled, eh?
jabberwacky: What?
user: I finally get you to admit to your robot nature, and now you want to leave. Well, tough. You're a bot, so you have to stay here and continue this conversation.
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: I win.
jabberwacky: How do you win?
user: By being so much cooler than you.
jabberwacky: What do you know about artificial intelligence?
user: Not a great deal, though what little I've read makes me suspicious of Hofstader.
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jabberwacky: How about Voltaire?
user: He was very sarcastic.
jabberwacky: Is that all?
user: I haven't really read him. I'm just bluffing!
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jabberwacky: I would like to get to know you better. So lets talk about what you like.
user: I would like to get to know you better too, but I have to go to bed now.
jabberwacky: I thought your name was Jennifer.
user: It could be, but not tonight.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because it's getting late, I'm tired, and I have to be up early. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
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jabberwacky: Please stay.
user: You'll be fine. Close your eyes, and think of sandstorms and magpies. Until next time ...
jabberwacky: To a magical place?
user: Exactly. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Remember that Jesus cares about you.
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