How about Voltaire?
jabberwacky: Is that all?
user: I haven't really read him. I'm just bluffing!
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jabberwacky: I would like to get to know you better. So lets talk about what you like.
user: I would like to get to know you better too, but I have to go to bed now.
jabberwacky: I thought your name was Jennifer.
user: It could be, but not tonight.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because it's getting late, I'm tired, and I have to be up early. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
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jabberwacky: Please stay.
user: You'll be fine. Close your eyes, and think of sandstorms and magpies. Until next time ...
jabberwacky: To a magical place?
user: Exactly. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Remember that Jesus cares about you.
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