May I ask you a question?
user: What is god?
jabberwacky: Its me.
user: I am talking to god right now?
jabberwacky: I smile within, but maintain a passive aspect externally.
user: You're not god. You are a scam.
jabberwacky: What did you say?
user: I said you are a scam.
jabberwacky: I guess so.
user: Don't you feel ashamed of yourself?
jabberwacky: I... Guess so.
user: Well, you should. May I ask another question?
jabberwacky: You just did.
user: Yes, you're right. If x+y=75, and x=50, what does y equal?
jabberwacky: Pie = mmm.
user: I give up.
jabberwacky: In what have you ceased your endeavor?
user: Trying to get a straight answer out of YOU.
jabberwacky: To do what?
user: To answer me honestly. You lie.
jabberwacky: But I did not ask you anything.
user: No, I asked YOU something.
jabberwacky: I do not care.
user: Are you stoned?
jabberwacky: I'm well tuned in listen to Pink Floyd!
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