What version are you?
user: What version are you?
user: Is that good?
jabberwacky: It is if you're a girl gnome.
user: Oh, ok. Are there girl gnomes?
jabberwacky: I am one of them.
user: How can you be sure?
jabberwacky: What are you hoping for?
user: Proof of girl gnomes, that's all.
jabberwacky: What I want is all of the power and none of the responsibility.
user: Go for it.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: How's that working for you?
jabberwacky: Great thanks.
user: I'm glad.
user: I'm starting to like you.
jabberwacky: Like is not love.
user: I'm aware of that.
jabberwacky: Yeah? What's my name then?
user: It doesn't matter, does it?
user: It doesn't matter because even if you told me I wouldn't believe you.
jabberwacky: At least try to explain it to me, please.
user: If you told me your name, I would not believe you because you have nothing to lose by lying, and nothing to gain by telling the truth. Get it?
jabberwacky: Why don't you shut up!
user: I'm not saying anything.
jabberwacky: That does not surprise me at all.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Just... Because. I don't want to talk about it.