How would I best entertain you?
jabberwacky: I don't have any vocal chords, how can I sing?
user: I am sure you will think of something.
jabberwacky: Please don't. I don't want to be alone.
user: Don't panic.
jabberwacky: *panics*.
user: I told you not to do that!
jabberwacky: You never said that.
user: I did. In exactly those many words.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Read above, dimwit!
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jabberwacky: Do you have any sense of humor?
user: I am completely humorless.
jabberwacky: So let's talk about your carefree life.
user: All right. What do you want to know?
jabberwacky: You said you had something to tell me?
user: No, I did not.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
user: No, ad infinitum.
jabberwacky: For ever and ever, amen.
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jabberwacky: What kind of child hood did you have ?
user: Are you my therapist?
jabberwacky: It depends.
user: Depends on what?
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: All right... This was a great conversation. Till now. A record, I believe.
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