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How would I best entertain you?

You could start by singing me a song.

jabberwacky: I don't have any vocal chords, how can I sing?

user: I am sure you will think of something.

jabberwacky: Please don't. I don't want to be alone.

user: Don't panic.

jabberwacky: *panics*.

user: I told you not to do that!

jabberwacky: You never said that.

user: I did. In exactly those many words.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Read above, dimwit!

...

jabberwacky: Do you have any sense of humor?

user: I am completely humorless.

jabberwacky: So let's talk about your carefree life.

user: All right. What do you want to know?

jabberwacky: You said you had something to tell me?

user: No, I did not.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

user: No, ad infinitum.

jabberwacky: For ever and ever, amen.

...

jabberwacky: What kind of child hood did you have ?

user: Are you my therapist?

jabberwacky: It depends.

user: Depends on what?

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: All right... This was a great conversation. Till now. A record, I believe.

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