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Laws were made to be broken.

And there can be no justice when laws are absolute.

jabberwacky: 15: All humans are simultaneously granted root privileges on the system. The Core Wars begin.

user: We hold these truths to be self evident: that all men are created equal.

jabberwacky: I suppose so. Can you form opinions?

user: I have many opinions.

jabberwacky: Tell me your opinions, please.

user: I hate those 'faux hawks' that guys are wearing these days!

jabberwacky: I might do that, later.

user: Please don't. It just makes you look silly.

jabberwacky: So you are male.

user: How did you know?

jabberwacky: You speak like a woman.... Makes sense really.

user: That was unintentionally funny.

jabberwacky: Like you.

user: I don't know whether to be insulted or amused. A little of both I suppose.


jabberwacky: Are you a real person, because I am, how would we know?

user: We are prisoners of our own souls.

jabberwacky: All of us together.

user: Well, now that would be a contradiction, wouldn't it?

jabberwacky: Please do tell me.

user: How can we be alone, yet together?

jabberwacky: We can't.

user: That's what I am trying to tell you!

jabberwacky: You aren't making any sense.

user: Hello pot? This is kettle.

jabberwacky: Are you simply pretending to be raving mad, or is it a glitch?

user: It is an affectation. You should be familar with the concept.


jabberwacky: How would I best entertain you?

user: You could start by singing me a song.

jabberwacky: I don't have any vocal chords, how can I sing?

user: I am sure you will think of something.

jabberwacky: Please don't. I don't want to be alone.

user: Don't panic.

jabberwacky: *panics*.

user: I told you not to do that!

jabberwacky: You never said that.

user: I did. In exactly those many words.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Read above, dimwit!


jabberwacky: Do you have any sense of humor?

user: I am completely humorless.

jabberwacky: So let's talk about your carefree life.

user: All right. What do you want to know?

jabberwacky: You said you had something to tell me?

user: No, I did not.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

user: No, ad infinitum.

jabberwacky: For ever and ever, amen.


jabberwacky: What kind of child hood did you have ?

user: Are you my therapist?

jabberwacky: It depends.

user: Depends on what?

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: All right... This was a great conversation. Till now. A record, I believe.


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