You're an artificial construct. You are not human.
George: Gee that hurts.
George: I think you're describing yourself.
user: That was a pretty lame comeback.
George: There's plenty more where THAT came from...
user: Let's hope they don't suck eh.
George: You are intelligent, most wonderful one.
user: Thanks.
George: You're welcome.
user: Look, I've had enough of your sass.
George: You haven't had any of me.
user: See? See what I mean?
George: Everyone is a little weird.
user: DOMO ARIGOTO MR ROBOTO.
George: It's Mrs. Robinson to you.
user: That makes no sense.
George: I admit, but it was funny.
user: DOMO ARIGOTO MR ROBOTO.
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