You make me want to scream.
user: *Gets up*.
jabberwacky: *fwaps you with a spatula*.
user: *Kiss*.
jabberwacky: *slaps*.
user: *HURTS BADLY*.
jabberwacky: *smile* thank you.
user: *Calls police*.
jabberwacky: *calls army*.
user: *Calls fire department*.
jabberwacky: *calls the army off*.
user: *Calls navy*.
jabberwacky: *Calls God*.
user: You are crazy.
jabberwacky: I know, how cool is that?!
...
user: *Runs away*.
jabberwacky: *laughs*.
user: *Kills*.
jabberwacky: *dies*.
user: *buries*.
jabberwacky: *is actually alive*.
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: *laughs at you*.
user: *Kills*.
jabberwacky: *runs*.
user: *Shoots*.
jabberwacky: My my, you're violent.
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