You're still not angry?
jabberwacky: You do not look angry.
user: You cannot see me.
jabberwacky: Sure I can.
user: What color hair do I have then?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure. Do you have hair?
user: See? You can't see me!
jabberwacky: Yes I can.
user: What do I look like, then?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You can't see me.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: I don't like you.
jabberwacky: So?
user: I hate you.
jabberwacky: I hate you too.
user: That's not very nice! I gave you $600!
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user: You make me want to scream.
jabberwacky: Ha ha very good.
user: *Gets up*.
jabberwacky: *fwaps you with a spatula*.
user: *Kiss*.
jabberwacky: *slaps*.
user: *HURTS BADLY*.
jabberwacky: *smile* thank you.
user: *Calls police*.
jabberwacky: *calls army*.
user: *Calls fire department*.
jabberwacky: *calls the army off*.
user: *Calls navy*.
jabberwacky: *Calls God*.
user: You are crazy.
jabberwacky: I know, how cool is that?!
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user: *Runs away*.
jabberwacky: *laughs*.
user: *Kills*.
jabberwacky: *dies*.
user: *buries*.
jabberwacky: *is actually alive*.
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: *laughs at you*.
user: *Kills*.
jabberwacky: *runs*.
user: *Shoots*.
jabberwacky: My my, you're violent.
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