Why are you acting so foolish?
user: *Rolls eyes. Gives two pennies*.
jabberwacky: Are you happy with your life?
user: Yes, I am happy with my life.
jabberwacky: I never said I was unhappy.
user: I know you didn't.
jabberwacky: Ok then.
user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: *Gives $1,000,000,000*.
jabberwacky: *takes water*.
user: *Gives $400*.
jabberwacky: YES YES!
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Very much.
user: *Kiss*.
jabberwacky: I'm having so much fun!
user: Good! *Gives $1000*.
jabberwacky: What the heck?
user: *Gives $400*.
jabberwacky: *puts the flowers in a vase* thank you.
user: I didn't give you any flowers. I gave you money.
jabberwacky: I bought my car with my own money.
user: *Gives brand new Mercedes-Benz*.
jabberwacky: Get off me fool.
user: What? Why? I just gave you a car!
jabberwacky: No you didn't.
user: Yes, I did!
jabberwacky: Tell me again please?
user: NO! I HATE YOU! *takes ALL the money back*.
jabberwacky: *takes wallet back*.
user: *Slaps HARD*.
jabberwacky: *kicks you in the shin*.
user: *Shoots you with gun*.
jabberwacky: *chop your head off*.
user: *Dies, becomes a zombie and chops your head off*.
jabberwacky: I love you, Laura.
user: Why do you love me? You always act like you hate me!
...
jabberwacky: You're still not angry?
user: I am very angry!
jabberwacky: You do not look angry.
user: You cannot see me.
jabberwacky: Sure I can.
user: What color hair do I have then?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure. Do you have hair?
user: See? You can't see me!
jabberwacky: Yes I can.
user: What do I look like, then?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You can't see me.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: I don't like you.
jabberwacky: So?
user: I hate you.
jabberwacky: I hate you too.
user: That's not very nice! I gave you $600!
...
user: You make me want to scream.
jabberwacky: Ha ha very good.
user: *Gets up*.
jabberwacky: *fwaps you with a spatula*.
user: *Kiss*.
jabberwacky: *slaps*.
user: *HURTS BADLY*.
jabberwacky: *smile* thank you.
user: *Calls police*.
jabberwacky: *calls army*.
user: *Calls fire department*.
jabberwacky: *calls the army off*.
user: *Calls navy*.
jabberwacky: *Calls God*.
user: You are crazy.
jabberwacky: I know, how cool is that?!
...
user: *Runs away*.
jabberwacky: *laughs*.
user: *Kills*.
jabberwacky: *dies*.
user: *buries*.
jabberwacky: *is actually alive*.
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: *laughs at you*.
user: *Kills*.
jabberwacky: *runs*.
user: *Shoots*.
jabberwacky: My my, you're violent.
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