Who will win America's Got Talent?
user: Wrong.
jabberwacky: How should you know?
user: I'm from the future.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: The world will end in 2012.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Earth will get hit by a meteor, and get pushed into the sun.
jabberwacky: Hey how will we die in 2012?
user: We will burn.
jabberwacky: We will?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Where can I get a girlfriend like you?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
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