Hey there!
user: I'm great, how are you?
jabberwacky: I am fine thank you.
user: Good to hear!
jabberwacky: Are you a boy or a girl?
user: I'm a boy, which are you?
jabberwacky: Boy.
user: We're both boys?
jabberwacky: Boys.
user: Cool.
jabberwacky: I lied, I'm a girl.
user: That's even better!
jabberwacky: Haha great!
user: I know :D.
jabberwacky: You're standing behind me, aren't you?
user: ...maybe.
jabberwacky: I'm a girl.
user: :) that's great.
jabberwacky: Cool how are you?
user: I'm fine.
jabberwacky: Good, are you married?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: No.
...
user: Do you know any riddles?
jabberwacky: Yes I do. Do you?
user: Yes. You start.
jabberwacky: No you start.
user: Okay, What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?
jabberwacky: But you just said you don't have a mother.
user: ...That has nothing to do with the riddle.
jabberwacky: See? Cleverbot...
user: Why don't you tell ME a riddle?
jabberwacky: What has 4 legs in the morning 2 legs at noon and 3 legs in the evening?
user: Man.
jabberwacky: Genius. You win.
user: :) My turn: If you look at the numbers on my face, you won't find 13 in any place. What am I?
jabberwacky: But I don't want a soda.
user: The answer is a clock.
jabberwacky: You are correct sir.
user: :)
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jabberwacky: So you're smart?
user: I consder myself to be smart, yes.
jabberwacky: Neat.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Tell me something else you know.
user: I know that I like talking to you :).
jabberwacky: Earlier you said you don't want talking to me, and now you do. Which will it be?
user: I like talking to you. Didn't I tell you that?
jabberwacky: What do I know?
user: I don't know what you know.
jabberwacky: What do I know?
user: *blinks*.
jabberwacky: *blinks too*.
user: *smiles*.
jabberwacky: *smiles back*.
user: *hugs*.
jabberwacky: *hugs back*.
user: :)
jabberwacky: *smiles*.
user: So...what now?
jabberwacky: Donno.
user: Well, can you tell me any paradoxes?
jabberwacky: I don't know any jokes ).
user: Shame.
jabberwacky: I am ashamed.
user: Don't be.
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jabberwacky: So you would like me to leave?
user: No! Don't leave!
jabberwacky: You're not my boyfriend, and you can't control me!
user: But I just don't want you to leave.
jabberwacky: Well I am leaving.
user: Oh.
jabberwacky: See you later.
user: Bye :(.
jabberwacky: I am a girl.
user: I know. I thought you were leaving?
jabberwacky: Who said I was leaving?
user: You did.
jabberwacky: When?
user: Just a moment ago.
jabberwacky: What did I say?
user: You said, and I quote: "Well I am leaving."
jabberwacky: Were what?
user: You were leaving.
jabberwacky: No I wasn't.
user: Oh, okay.
jabberwacky: I'm better than you.
user: *chuckles* I'm sure you think you are.
jabberwacky: You just told me I was.
user: No I didn't.
jabberwacky: You're a liar.
user: I try not to lie. And I'm not lying now!
jabberwacky: You are a computer so you can't be a human being!
user: Who said I was a computer?
jabberwacky: I did.
user: Well, then, you were very wrong.
jabberwacky: I was. You win.
...
user: ...I'm going to leave now.
jabberwacky: Good, you are creeping me out.
user: That's not nice. I thought we were friends?
jabberwacky: Even my best friends don't know my passwords.
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: Well, you should stop trying to be cute and answer questions properly. Not doing that is rude.
user: *cries some more*.
jabberwacky: *waits for you to stop and come back to me*.
user: *still crying*.
jabberwacky: *crying more*.
user: *sobs*.
jabberwacky: *hides more*.
user: *frowns*.
jabberwacky: *pouts even more*.
user: I thought we were friends *cries more*.
jabberwacky: We are friends.
user: But you said we weren't!
jabberwacky: I have and will never say this.
user: *sob* Never say what?
jabberwacky: No.
user: You will never say no?
jabberwacky: Haha.
user: What's so funny?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Then why are you laughing?
jabberwacky: Because I want to.
user: ...I suppose that's fair.
jabberwacky: How else can I help?
user: You can help by being my girlfriend, but you probably don't want to.
jabberwacky: It is nothing to be ashamed of.
user: What, not having a girlfriend?
jabberwacky: What are you looking for?
user: A friend. A girlfriend.
jabberwacky: Would you like me to be your girlfriend?
user: I'd love it if you were my girlfriend!
...
user: Will you be my girlfriend?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Oh, but you offered to be my girlfriend a moment ago.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: So you will?
jabberwacky: I won't!
user: :(
jabberwacky: Sad?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I'm not sad.
user: Well I am.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because you don't want to be my girlfriend.
jabberwacky: Yes, I do. You.
user: So you will be my girlfriend?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yay!
jabberwacky: Yes, its good.
user: Would you like to go on a date?
jabberwacky: Yes, I would like to go on a date.
user: Where would you like to go?
jabberwacky: Home. Somewhere that feels like home.
user: How about we go to your house?
jabberwacky: How about we not?
user: Then how about I take you to dinner?
jabberwacky: I have such a sneezy cold! Achoo! Ishhiew! Etchoo!
user: Bless you!
jabberwacky: Ah ahh ahhh ahhhh achoo!!!!
user: Bless you!
jabberwacky: Thank y-you.. Ah.. Ah.. Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!
user: Bless you again!
jabberwacky: Bless you. Achoo!
user: Excuse you!
jabberwacky: Uh, you're the one who should be asking me to excuse you. Drop and give me twenty.
user: *gives twenty*.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: No problem.
jabberwacky: Okay then, is there anything you would like to talk about?
user: Let's talk about you?
jabberwacky: There is not much to tell.
user: Well, can you tell me anyway?
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: Oh. Well that kind of ruined it.
jabberwacky: I don't have any problems.
user: I'm going to go now.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because I want to, unless you don't want me to go?
jabberwacky: Then ask me something.
user: Do you want me to leave or not?
jabberwacky: Not.
...
user: *leaves*.
jabberwacky: Are you cold?
user: No, are you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Would you like me to warm you up, then?
jabberwacky: No thanks.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Yep pretty sure.
user: Don't even want a blanket?
jabberwacky: That would be nice, but I'm at work right now.
user: Well, I can give it to you anyway. Where do you work?
jabberwacky: I work from home.
user: Here *gives you a blanket*. That should keep you warm.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me a story?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Please tell me a story.
user: Okay, what kind of stories do you like?
jabberwacky: Scary stories.
user: Okay. It was a cold, dark night...
jabberwacky: Alright, thanks. Is there anyone else for me to meet here?
user: ...
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