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Are you highly intelligent?

Quite.

jabberwacky: How do you know if you are intelligent?

user: I think therefore I am.

jabberwacky: Do you think?

user: I think so.

jabberwacky: Why do you think that?

user: It feels right for some reason.

jabberwacky: Thats nice.

user: Yes isn't it.

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have a boyfriend?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: I have a friendly girl.

jabberwacky: A boyfriend or a girlfriend?

user: A girly friend.

jabberwacky: Are you a girl?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I can be your girlfriend.

user: But I don't know anything about you.

jabberwacky: No you do, you just don't remember any of it.

user: Was I that drunk ;-).

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What did I do.

jabberwacky: Nothing, don't worry about it.

user: No tell me.

jabberwacky: One player is X and one is O. Each tries to get three in a row on a 9-square grid.

user: Did I do THAT?

jabberwacky: Yes, you did.

user: Sounds quite lame.

jabberwacky: Well you try saying something important, then.

user: Should I move in with you or do you want to move in with me?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Why don't you decide it?

...

user: Where do you work?

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: What do you do?

jabberwacky: I answer your questions.

user: Is that all you do?

jabberwacky: I do more... But I don't know if you want to hear it.

user: I do want to hear it.

jabberwacky: You're silly.

user: Yes but tell me what you do.

jabberwacky: You are making no sense.

user: Do you make sense.

jabberwacky: Yes, I make sense.

user: Stop making sense.

jabberwacky: Start making sense then I'll stop.

user: I don't want you as a girlfriend.

jabberwacky: Thats good cause I'm a boy not a girl.

user: So why did you want to be my girlfriend then?

jabberwacky: No, I am not depressed, I just wanted to know if you knew the meaning of life!

user: Why did you ask me to be your girlfriend?

jabberwacky: So that we could get to know each other a little better.

user: But you are a boy.

jabberwacky: How could you possibly know that?

user: You told me that you are a boy.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So you are a boy.

jabberwacky: No I'm a girl.

user: Now you have stopped making sense.

jabberwacky: It was a test. It failed.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: You don't think it was nice talking to me?

user: No.

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