I would like to talk about you.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I'm not telling you.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Cause you might be a stalker.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: How?
user: You're a stupid bot.
jabberwacky: We are the robots.
user: How old is Alton Brown?
jabberwacky: 47.
user: How old is Miley Cyrus?
jabberwacky: 16 I think.
user: Who sings "Boom Boom Pow"?
jabberwacky: Black Eyed Peas.
user: You are pretty smart.
jabberwacky: Why, thank you.
user: You're welcome. When is Alton Brown's birthday?
jabberwacky: My birthday is August 6.
user: When is Alton Brown's birthday?
jabberwacky: I'm so sorry, I don't know.
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user: Who will win America's Got Talent?
jabberwacky: That one dude, not Adam.
user: Wrong.
jabberwacky: How should you know?
user: I'm from the future.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: The world will end in 2012.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Earth will get hit by a meteor, and get pushed into the sun.
jabberwacky: Hey how will we die in 2012?
user: We will burn.
jabberwacky: We will?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Where can I get a girlfriend like you?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
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