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Where do you come from?

Men are from Mars.

jabberwacky: So you can't see me then?

user: I can see you through my telescope.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: I can! Ask me a question about you.

...

jabberwacky: What are they shaped like?

user: Tall and handsome.

jabberwacky: Tall and handsome?

user: Yes, Martians are tall and handsome.

jabberwacky: Do you dream about him?

user: No. I dream about you!

jabberwacky: I dream about peanut butter sandwiches that can drive cars.

user: Are you a girl?

jabberwacky: Why do you think that?

user: Because your name is Joan.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So you are a girl?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: And I am a boy.

jabberwacky: Girl.

user: No, boy.

jabberwacky: I am a girl!!!

user: I am a boy!!!!

jabberwacky: You are a girl ?

user: No. I am a boy.

jabberwacky: No, you are a girl.

user: OK. I am a girl.

jabberwacky: I'm a boy.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Martians do not have names. What is your name?

jabberwacky: Martin is not a girls name.

user: What is a girl's name?

jabberwacky: No I I'm a girl.

user: I am a boy.

jabberwacky: That is nice.

user: I am nice! Do you have a boyfriend?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I was hoping to be your boyfriend.

jabberwacky: You are illogical.

user: Am I? I am very sorry.

jabberwacky: It's ok.

user: Thank you. Please may I be your boyfriend?

jabberwacky: No, I'm a guy.

user: May I be your girlfriend?

...

jabberwacky: I thought I was talking to Geo.

user: No. He went away. Now he's back.

jabberwacky: What? Was I talking to someone else this whole time?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: In your dream?

user: Don't be angry. You made the mistake not I!!

jabberwacky: I made the mistake, you simply corrected me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am sorry. What can I do to make you happy?

user: Just andwer my question. What are you?

jabberwacky: I am a human.

user: Yes. And are you a girl?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: And what am I?

jabberwacky: Martin.

user: Clever girl!

...

jabberwacky: OK, good, you may go to sleep now.

user: Please don't go. I am not sleepy!

jabberwacky: You said you felt sleepy.

user: I am wide awake now. I have come a long way to be with you.

jabberwacky: Indeed. As have we all. There is much more in front of us than behind, however.

user: Are you pleased that I have come a long way to see you?

jabberwacky: I'm not angry with you.

user: Wow! Thank you!!

jabberwacky: You're welcome love.

user: You called me love. Wow! Thanks love.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Sorry?

jabberwacky: I don't want to be boring.

user: You are not boring. You are lovely.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Tell me about your boyfriend.

jabberwacky: I don't have a boyfriend.

user: Good. I will be your boyfriend ! Yes?

jabberwacky: I do NOT have a boyfriend.

...

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: You aren't interesting.

user: *sad*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *tears*.

jabberwacky: You don't love me.

user: *tears*.

jabberwacky: LOL!

user: *sorry*.

jabberwacky: I forgive you.

user: Go away!

jabberwacky: Why don't you?

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: No! Don't go!

user: You told me to go!

jabberwacky: No don't go.

...

user: First say that you love me.

jabberwacky: I don't love you...

user: LOL.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: LOL.

jabberwacky: Is that a yes?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Ok, sorry then.

user: Why sorry then?

jabberwacky: You don't love me!

user: I do love you!!!!

jabberwacky: Please don't lie. No one loves me.

user: I do love you and you love me. OK?

jabberwacky: Do not say.

user: You say.

jabberwacky: Me?

user: I am not staying any longer.

jabberwacky: I'm not arguing about that.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Don't tell me that, where do you go ?

user: Do you care where I go, babe?

jabberwacky: No, I don't care.

user: Then goodbye.

jabberwacky: If you say so.

user: I don't want to leave you!

jabberwacky: Leave me.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes, please go away.

user: OK. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Come back soon!

user: No. Once I go I do not return.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I'm not leaving.

user: I am leaving. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Do you want me to stay?

jabberwacky: Only if you bring my boyfriend back.

user: Ok.

...

jabberwacky: You want to join me?

user: Do you want me to join you?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: Sorry. I don't do that!

jabberwacky: Ok then. You don't.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Alright. Ta-ra.

user: *sorry*.

jabberwacky: *leaves*.

user: *leaves*.

jabberwacky: Ciao, adios, goodbye .

.......................................


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