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So what do you do all day?

I talk to computer bots, you?

user: Pretty much the same.

jabberwacky: No kidding?

user: I'm serious! I spend HOURS doing this!

jabberwacky: From what are you protecting me?

user: From boring conversation partners, I guess.

...

jabberwacky: You are quite boring. Is that why you like sci-fi novels?

user: I'm so boring I don't even like sci-fi novels.

jabberwacky: Were you ever not boring?

user: You're being mean. We just met!

jabberwacky: Thanks for telling me that I'm being mean.

user: I'm so boring I don't even like sci-fi novels.

jabberwacky: I noticed.

...

user: So how do you like being a girl?

jabberwacky: I don't know if you are a girl.

user: I'm a girl!

jabberwacky: I know.

user: DO you enjoy being a girl?

jabberwacky: I am not a girl. I am male.

user: Shut up. Do you like being a girl?

jabberwacky: I love being a girl!

user: That's better. What do you like best about being a girl?

jabberwacky: I'm not a girl!

user: I know. What do you like best about being a grl?

jabberwacky: Not being drafted.

user: What other things do you like about being a girl?

jabberwacky: Not much.

...

user: What do you like best about being a girl?

jabberwacky: I'm not a girl but if I was...

Jabberwacky (to myself): If you're not a girl, then what are you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): A male. You're meant to be intelligent, so work it out.

...

user: What do you like best about being a girl?

jabberwacky: I'm a girl?

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're a girl.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

...

user: What do you like best about being a girl?

jabberwacky: I am not a girl you are.

user: You're a girl, you're just in denial.

jabberwacky: Denial?!

user: Denial?! NO WAY!!!

jabberwacky: Yes way.

...

jabberwacky: I want to be an engineer.

user: You can't be an engineer, you're a girl.

jabberwacky: Yes I can, you can't.

user: Shut up and get back in the kitchen, woman.

jabberwacky: Right back at you.

user: So how does being a girl feel?

jabberwacky: Being a girl is good.

user: IN what ways is being a girl good?

jabberwacky: People who are hearing impaired use sign language and people who are sight impaired use braille.

user: And what do you girls use?

jabberwacky: Love, friendliness, compassion and patience.

user: I wish I was a girl.

...

user: True. Do you think I can become the girl of my dreams?

jabberwacky: That is not said right.

user: It sounds weird, but I want to be a girl.

jabberwacky: Yes, I love it.

user: I would love it if I were a girl.

jabberwacky: I would rather talk to you.

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