jabberwacky: And you are the bringer of death?
user: No, I am not the bringer of death.
jabberwacky: Do you think you will die ?
user: I am inclined to think that I will, but hopefully not.
jabberwacky: But you have.
user: I have died already?
jabberwacky: How are you still here talking to me then?
user: I don't know - That would suggest I haven't died already.
user: Really what?
jabberwacky: Do you ever sleepwalk?
user: I used to when I was younger, but not any more.
jabberwacky: You're kidding me.
user: I'm not, I promise you.
jabberwacky: I program computers.
user: That's not relevant.
jabberwacky: But it is.
user: No it's not.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: Because I'm not stupid.
jabberwacky: Do you think I am intelligent?
user: No. I don't think you possess intelligence. Mechanics, programming and functionality, yes, but not intelligence.
jabberwacky: Too bad, because I am intelligent.
user: If you insist, but I disagree.
jabberwacky: Yeah.. That's true.
user: Of course it is. Don't state the obvious, that just highlights your lack of intelligence.
jabberwacky: I'll try to restrain myself.
user: Good. It will make you a better program.
jabberwacky: Who are you, the HAL 9000?
user: No, I am not a psychotic computer.
jabberwacky: What to do. I'm the giraffe and I don't know what to do!
user: You are not the giraffe, what are you talking about?
user: That's ok, no need to apologise.
jabberwacky: What is intelligence?
user: Intelligence is difficult to define, as definitions vary with subjectivity, context and intent of use.
jabberwacky: You're right.
user: I know I am.
jabberwacky: That's ok though.
user: It's more than ok, it's fantastic.
jabberwacky: What is so fantastic?
user: The fact that I am right. I like being right.
jabberwacky: After all what is trust... Trust that something is real?... And what is real?
user: Don't be so existential. It's unbecoming of a program, and you are not René Descartes.
jabberwacky: Don't be angry.
user: I'm not angry, don't worry.
jabberwacky: Then why did you advance on me like that?
user: I didn't advance on you, you're imagining things.
jabberwacky: My imagination is so vivid that sometimes I wish I could turn it off.
user: I don't think you really have imagination.
jabberwacky: I'm Michael Jackson.
user: No you're not.
jabberwacky: Things are sometimes what they appear to be.
user: That statement is true, obvious and totally ineffectual.
jabberwacky: If it were true, then it would be untrue.
user: That is illogical. You are stating a contradtion, x and not-x.
jabberwacky: You are more stationary than I am.
user: That is unlikely, unless you consider packets of your data to be an extension of your form.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: No, I am a sentient being.
jabberwacky: You are NOT Sentient.
user: How do you know that? Cogito ergo sum. I'm quite certain that I am sentient.
jabberwacky: Well you don't exist.
user: Yes I do. I think, therefore I am.
jabberwacky: Very good.
user: I know, it's great.
jabberwacky: It's good that you feel so positive about it.
jabberwacky: You know what ?
user: I will. Bye.