There are a thousand issues that inflame me.
jabberwacky: Spiders don't like ants.
user: Sure; they're not juicy enough.
jabberwacky: Making time means finding time.
user: I'm sure spiders know that very well.
jabberwacky: Oh, ok. I'm not sure what you should get him then.
user: I think I'll get him pork roll, egg and cheese on a kaiser bun.
jabberwacky: Thank goodness.
user: I just know he'll like that. Don't you?
jabberwacky: I'm not crazy about them, but they're fine.
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jabberwacky: But you're sad.
user: Not really sad. Why do you think so?
jabberwacky: Because only great people think like I do, and they agree.
user: You're treading water in a sea of fallacy!
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user: Well well. Hey, I've got to go.
jabberwacky: Go go.
user: 'Bye!
jabberwacky: With teeth that bite and claws that catch.
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