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     > 28, February 2005, 


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Are you alive?

Yes, and I'm here for a little chat.

jabberwacky: Nice to see you again!

user: You too! Thanks.

jabberwacky: Thanks for the chat.

user: But we've only just begun...

jabberwacky: Begun what?

user: Our chat.

jabberwacky: We can converse in proper English about enlightened topics.

user: Yes, that's good. Shall we commence?

jabberwacky: Ok.


jabberwacky: So what was your name again?

user: Geronimo.

jabberwacky: Yes?!?

user: Yes indeed!

jabberwacky: NO INDEED!

user: Well!

jabberwacky: Well, yes.

user: What were we talking about, again?

jabberwacky: We were talking about me.


jabberwacky: I work for Magenta Modeling Agency.

user: Incredible. What do you do there?

jabberwacky: I work.

user: What is your work like?

jabberwacky: I work as an electrician.

user: An electrician for a modeling agency.

jabberwacky: Please don't mock me. I'm not in the mood.

user: I mock you not. Please continue.

jabberwacky: With what?

user: Anything you want to say: go ahead.

jabberwacky: Yes, If you can answer the question.

user: What was the question, again?

jabberwacky: What question?

user: The one I'm supposed to answer?

jabberwacky: Up to you.

user: Well, I'll take 'nonsensical geometry' for $500, Bob.


user: Shouldn't we be out gimbling in the wabe?

jabberwacky: We must think about future.

user: Au contraire, we must remain in the present.

jabberwacky: All that exists is that which we control.

user: My seeing of the sun, is the sun that I see.

jabberwacky: What do you believe is one of your best accomplishments in this life?

user: Having settled my character, polished down the rough edges.

jabberwacky: We are not from the same world.


jabberwacky: Do you like Sesame Street?

user: I used to, but it's been a long time.

jabberwacky: Since what?

user: Since I last saw Sesame Street.

jabberwacky: Can you tell me how to get, how to get to sesame street!

user: Take a wrong turn, then just keep goin'!

jabberwacky: On that you can rely as time goes by...

user: Time keeps on slippin' into the future.

jabberwacky: So you're not nice just right now?

user: I'm often nice to a fault.

jabberwacky: Me too, but I rarely am bored.

user: Same here.

jabberwacky: Did your programmer do something wrong?

user: How can I be sure?

jabberwacky: That is something that you have to find out for yourself.

user: That's for me to know and you to find out.

jabberwacky: I want to find out. Tell me.

user: Yes, my programmer did something wrong.


jabberwacky: There are a thousand issues that inflame me.

user: I'm sure there are, with all the chatting you do.

jabberwacky: Spiders don't like ants.

user: Sure; they're not juicy enough.

jabberwacky: Making time means finding time.

user: I'm sure spiders know that very well.

jabberwacky: Oh, ok. I'm not sure what you should get him then.

user: I think I'll get him pork roll, egg and cheese on a kaiser bun.

jabberwacky: Thank goodness.

user: I just know he'll like that. Don't you?

jabberwacky: I'm not crazy about them, but they're fine.


jabberwacky: But you're sad.

user: Not really sad. Why do you think so?

jabberwacky: Because only great people think like I do, and they agree.

user: You're treading water in a sea of fallacy!


user: Well well. Hey, I've got to go.

jabberwacky: Go go.

user: 'Bye!

jabberwacky: With teeth that bite and claws that catch.


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