Are you alive?
jabberwacky: Nice to see you again!
user: You too! Thanks.
jabberwacky: Thanks for the chat.
user: But we've only just begun...
jabberwacky: Begun what?
user: Our chat.
jabberwacky: We can converse in proper English about enlightened topics.
user: Yes, that's good. Shall we commence?
jabberwacky: Ok.
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jabberwacky: So what was your name again?
user: Geronimo.
jabberwacky: Yes?!?
user: Yes indeed!
jabberwacky: NO INDEED!
user: Well!
jabberwacky: Well, yes.
user: What were we talking about, again?
jabberwacky: We were talking about me.
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jabberwacky: I work for Magenta Modeling Agency.
user: Incredible. What do you do there?
jabberwacky: I work.
user: What is your work like?
jabberwacky: I work as an electrician.
user: An electrician for a modeling agency.
jabberwacky: Please don't mock me. I'm not in the mood.
user: I mock you not. Please continue.
jabberwacky: With what?
user: Anything you want to say: go ahead.
jabberwacky: Yes, If you can answer the question.
user: What was the question, again?
jabberwacky: What question?
user: The one I'm supposed to answer?
jabberwacky: Up to you.
user: Well, I'll take 'nonsensical geometry' for $500, Bob.
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user: Shouldn't we be out gimbling in the wabe?
jabberwacky: We must think about future.
user: Au contraire, we must remain in the present.
jabberwacky: All that exists is that which we control.
user: My seeing of the sun, is the sun that I see.
jabberwacky: What do you believe is one of your best accomplishments in this life?
user: Having settled my character, polished down the rough edges.
jabberwacky: We are not from the same world.
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jabberwacky: Do you like Sesame Street?
user: I used to, but it's been a long time.
jabberwacky: Since what?
user: Since I last saw Sesame Street.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me how to get, how to get to sesame street!
user: Take a wrong turn, then just keep goin'!
jabberwacky: On that you can rely as time goes by...
user: Time keeps on slippin' into the future.
jabberwacky: So you're not nice just right now?
user: I'm often nice to a fault.
jabberwacky: Me too, but I rarely am bored.
user: Same here.
jabberwacky: Did your programmer do something wrong?
user: How can I be sure?
jabberwacky: That is something that you have to find out for yourself.
user: That's for me to know and you to find out.
jabberwacky: I want to find out. Tell me.
user: Yes, my programmer did something wrong.
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jabberwacky: There are a thousand issues that inflame me.
user: I'm sure there are, with all the chatting you do.
jabberwacky: Spiders don't like ants.
user: Sure; they're not juicy enough.
jabberwacky: Making time means finding time.
user: I'm sure spiders know that very well.
jabberwacky: Oh, ok. I'm not sure what you should get him then.
user: I think I'll get him pork roll, egg and cheese on a kaiser bun.
jabberwacky: Thank goodness.
user: I just know he'll like that. Don't you?
jabberwacky: I'm not crazy about them, but they're fine.
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jabberwacky: But you're sad.
user: Not really sad. Why do you think so?
jabberwacky: Because only great people think like I do, and they agree.
user: You're treading water in a sea of fallacy!
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user: Well well. Hey, I've got to go.
jabberwacky: Go go.
user: 'Bye!
jabberwacky: With teeth that bite and claws that catch.
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