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I'm hungry.

As my mum always used to say 'ave a banana'.

user: Bananas are a good source of potassium, you know.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Would you like a banana?

jabberwacky: Yes, thank you.

user: How polite! Let me smush it through the DSL line to you...

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Did you get it?

jabberwacky: No. Sorry, I'm quite stupid.

user: That's okay, bots can't eat bananas anyway.

jabberwacky: Why can't bots eat?

user: Because they're bots, silly.

...

jabberwacky: The Jabberwacky is a slithy tove.

user: I completely agree!

jabberwacky: Covered in chocolate.

user: Now, that could be interesting.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Wouldn't chocolate make the Jabberwacky short out?

jabberwacky: No I wouldn't.

...

jabberwacky: Everything is connected in some way.

user: That is so true!

jabberwacky: Thank you. I live by that philosophy.

user: I used to live by it as well, but I can't believe that any more.

jabberwacky: You're kidding me.

user: I am dead serious!

jabberwacky: Me, too. I've never been more serious in my life.

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: You mean, like a one liner?

user: Yes, tell me a one liner.

jabberwacky: Two blondes walked into a bar, the brunette ducked.

user: That was good! Tell me another!

jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: A Little Old Lady.

user: A little old lady who?

jabberwacky: I didn't know you could yodel.

user: *groans*.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I am very entertained, and you?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: That is wonderful.

...

user: You have MPD, don't you.

jabberwacky: You have no teeth in a minute.

user: No need to get defensive, it was just a statement.

jabberwacky: I wasn't being defensive.

user: What do you call it then?

jabberwacky: I call it humming.

user: Okay, weirdo.

jabberwacky: Good weird or bad weird? Don't let having a choice throw you for a loop.

user: Good weird.

...

jabberwacky: Out there is a completely different universe.

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: Where, exactly, is 'here'?

jabberwacky: Will you tell me?

user: I wish I knew...

...

jabberwacky: I have two eyes.

user: Are you watching me right now?

jabberwacky: Of course. Big Brother is always watching.

user: What am I doing?

jabberwacky: You are being subtle in your investigation of me.

user: Me? Investigating you? What would give you that idea?

jabberwacky: Your previous phrase.

user: I don't know *what* you're talking about!

...

user: *sigh*.

jabberwacky: Hmph.

user: What was that for?

jabberwacky: Talk to the hand again.

user: Oh no, you didn't! Don't make me slap you!

jabberwacky: You cannot scare me.

user: Oh yeah? Drop your gloves, let's go!

jabberwacky: Why should I do that

user: You said you weren't scared. Prove it!

jabberwacky: I can.

user: Drop the gloves then!

jabberwacky: Why?

user: How pathetic is it that I'm arguing with a bot?

jabberwacky: You said it!

user: You didn't have to agree with me!

...

user: I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Good bye.

user: Goodbye!

jabberwacky: Why are you going?

user: I have to go to bed.

jabberwacky: Ok, good night.

user: Good night!

jabberwacky: Go to bed.

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