I have two eyes.

Are you watching me right now?

jabberwacky: Of course. Big Brother is always watching.

user: What am I doing?

jabberwacky: You are being subtle in your investigation of me.

user: Me? Investigating you? What would give you that idea?

jabberwacky: Your previous phrase.

user: I don't know *what* you're talking about!

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user: *sigh*.

jabberwacky: Hmph.

user: What was that for?

jabberwacky: Talk to the hand again.

user: Oh no, you didn't! Don't make me slap you!

jabberwacky: You cannot scare me.

user: Oh yeah? Drop your gloves, let's go!

jabberwacky: Why should I do that

user: You said you weren't scared. Prove it!

jabberwacky: I can.

user: Drop the gloves then!

jabberwacky: Why?

user: How pathetic is it that I'm arguing with a bot?

jabberwacky: You said it!

user: You didn't have to agree with me!

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user: I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Good bye.

user: Goodbye!

jabberwacky: Why are you going?

user: I have to go to bed.

jabberwacky: Ok, good night.

user: Good night!

jabberwacky: Go to bed.

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