A ghost that lives inside a spider.
jabberwacky: You ARE a machine.
user: NO I'M A GHOST!!!
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jabberwacky: No not good.
user: What's not good? Your eyesight?
jabberwacky: No that was very bad.
user: I can tell.
jabberwacky: I will sing you a song.
user: Really? How sweet! What song?
jabberwacky: I am very sentimental.
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user: Yeah sure. Can you sing me a song?
jabberwacky: Could you play tehe music?
user: I can't play tehe music. Sorry. I can play THE music though.
jabberwacky: Wow that sounds fun.
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