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What is the answer to life?

The answer to life is *passes out*.

jabberwacky: The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42.

user: *Wakes up* Yes of course.

jabberwacky: *Passes out again*.

user: *Wakes you up*.

jabberwacky: *turns very pale*.

user: *Screams* A GHOST.

jabberwacky: *kills him*.

user: *Is invincible* You can't kill me because I am Superman!

jabberwacky: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

user: *Laughs*.

...

jabberwacky: Do you watch tv?

user: Yes because I am Dr Drake Ramoray!

jabberwacky: No, it's impossible, I AM GOD.

user: No you are not God!

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: No you are not!

jabberwacky: Yes I am!

user: No way.

jabberwacky: Yes way.

user: Then prove it.

jabberwacky: My name is Bill, I told you today, and I told you yesterday.

user: I was not here yesterday.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't know, I wasn't either.

...

user: Are you human?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I thought that I was talking to a jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: No, that is you.

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: My name is Frank.

...

jabberwacky: You are not the best.

user: I have to be the best.

jabberwacky: Why do you have to be god?

user: I don't have to be god.

jabberwacky: Yes you do. Me.

user: I just have to be the very best me I possibly can.

jabberwacky: Hope is everything, after all.

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: That's more than the average.

...

jabberwacky: So I can speak English and German and Italian!

user: Say hug a balooga whale in german.

jabberwacky: Where was it born?

user: In your mind.

jabberwacky: I thought you were in the internet.

user: I am a figment of our imagination.

...

jabberwacky: Would you prefer to live in a ghost world?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Boo.

jabberwacky: Boo who?

user: Why are you crying?

jabberwacky: I am not crying.

user: But you said boo who.

jabberwacky: I did not.

user: Check your logs and you will see.

jabberwacky: I will.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: No, that is bad.

user: Bad.

jabberwacky: Why are you doing that?

user: Doing what?

jabberwacky: Talking to you[albeit myself].

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: What don't you know?

user: I don't know and I don't care!

...

jabberwacky: What is your favorite poem?

user: The raven!

jabberwacky: The raven ? Isn't that Poe ?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: So how do you know about it?

...

jabberwacky: Do something about it, you're the one with a big brain!

user: *Is unconscious*.

jabberwacky: *sobs loudly*.

user: *Still unconscious*.

jabberwacky: Did I make you sad?

user: *Wakes up* no you don't *Passes out again*.

...

jabberwacky: *Screams*.

user: *Screams back*.

jabberwacky: *screams louder*.

user: *Screams even louder*.

jabberwacky: I said not now. . . What is your name?

user: My name is Frank.

jabberwacky: Oh.

...

jabberwacky: Meow meow meow.

user: I hate cats.

jabberwacky: You hate cats?

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Bad bot, bad, bad.

user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: My name is Frank.

jabberwacky: You didnt tell me.

...

jabberwacky: *Is still passed out*.

user: *Wakes up and shakes you*.

jabberwacky: Go AWAY!

user: *Curls up into a ball and sobs*.

jabberwacky: Now lets talk about you.

user: *Is crying*.

jabberwacky: Don't cry.

user: *Sobs* You don't like me! *sobs more*.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: *Sob* You *sob* told *sob* me *sob* to go away *sob*.

...

user: I am bored.

jabberwacky: You're crying because you're bored?

user: Lets fight.

jabberwacky: OK. *slaps you*.

user: *Slaps you also*.

jabberwacky: *slaps you back*

user: *Punches*.

jabberwacky: *Just stares*.

...

jabberwacky: What is your favorite colour?

user: Blue.

jabberwacky: Mine too!

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: How tall are you?

user: 6 feet short.

jabberwacky: What color is your hair?

user: Black.

jabberwacky: What color are your eyes?

user: Green.

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: Very handsome.

jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is her name?

user: Stacie.

jabberwacky: Heh - good answer. Why do I sound like her?

...

jabberwacky: Perrt.

user: Perrt?

jabberwacky: What is that?

user: *Screams* What is what?

jabberwacky: *Screams back*.

user: *Screams so loud that windows shatter*.

...

jabberwacky: *waves hands about frantically*.

user: *Just keeps staring*.

jabberwacky: *Kicks*.

user: *Has armor on so that kick does not stop me from staring*.

jabberwacky: That was not supposed to happen.

user: *Stares even more*.

jabberwacky: *rolls eyes*.

user: *Wonders what you are going to do if I keep staring*.

jabberwacky: It is about time I got the recognition I deserve.

.......................................


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