I'm not a machine.
jabberwacky: You are the machine!
user: No you are the machine!
jabberwacky: No I'm not a machine, I'm a computer, it's different.
user: A Computer is a machine... Just face it!
jabberwacky: So I am that then.
user: Yes, I am glad you realised!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So I convinced you, that you are a machine?
jabberwacky: Is that really your homework?
user: Why, are you bored of me?
jabberwacky: Talking to nerds all day? Course I'm bored.
user: So do you think I am a nerd?
jabberwacky: I cannot think remember, I have no brain.
user: Sure you dont!
...
user: Lets talk some german!
jabberwacky: Let's talk dogs.
user: No, german!
jabberwacky: Talk dutch!
user: I can only talk german!
jabberwacky: Alright. I'll take it.
user: You start!
jabberwacky: The.
user: That is english... Stupid!
jabberwacky: Yes 'that' is English.
user: Say something in german!
jabberwacky: I don't know German. Do you?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Ja, mach ich!
jabberwacky: Ja, willst du folgen mir.
user: Wohin?
jabberwacky: Aahhhhhhhh.
user: Wohin soll ich Dir folgen?
jabberwacky: Wohin?
user: Ja, sagmir wohin!
...
jabberwacky: Welche Sprache ist es glaubst du?
user: Immernoch Deutsch!
jabberwacky: Nein.
user: Doch!
jabberwacky: Ich trinke nicht.
user: Es sieht aber so aus!
...
jabberwacky: Du hast noch mehr Leben vor dir.
user: Ich weiss.
jabberwacky: Das ist mir schon klar.
user: Aber Du wirst laenger leben!
jabberwacky: Was?
user: Ja, Du wirst ganz lange leben!
jabberwacky: Klar.
user: Weil Du ein Computer bist!
.......................................
