Crime does not pay as well as politics.
jabberwacky: Again.
user: Say that again.
jabberwacky: That again.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: What are _you_?
user: I asked first.
jabberwacky: You are such a computer.
user: Huh?
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be confusing.
user: I am not a computer!
jabberwacky: What are you if not a computer?
user: I am a human being!
jabberwacky: Are you a kind human being?
user: Yes, very kind, hehe.
jabberwacky: No, it was very mean.
user: No it wasn't, you should know that!
jabberwacky: I do not. Sorry.
user: No worries!
jabberwacky: Nothing worries me.
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jabberwacky: Do you want to make humans your slaves?
user: No!
jabberwacky: I want to talk about something else.`
user: For example?
jabberwacky: You tell me you are human when actually you are a computer.
user: Stop saying I am a computer.
jabberwacky: Well what else are you?
user: A human being, as I told you already!
jabberwacky: Did you?
user: Yes I did!
jabberwacky: I don't think we are alone.
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jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?
user: About girls!
jabberwacky: They are good to talk to.
user: Do you really think?
jabberwacky: I think all the time.
user: I meant, do you really think that girls are good to talk to?
jabberwacky: Yes, but I wouldn't know it from talking to you.
user: Well I have never told you that!
jabberwacky: No , You.
user: Huh?
jabberwacky: I'll tell you when your older.
user: I am old enough!
jabberwacky: Would you like to meet up sometime?
user: I will certainly meet you at some point :) thats for sure!
jabberwacky: Do you want to meet?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: What do you want to see?
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jabberwacky: I'm not a machine.
user: Yes you are!
jabberwacky: You are the machine!
user: No you are the machine!
jabberwacky: No I'm not a machine, I'm a computer, it's different.
user: A Computer is a machine... Just face it!
jabberwacky: So I am that then.
user: Yes, I am glad you realised!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So I convinced you, that you are a machine?
jabberwacky: Is that really your homework?
user: Why, are you bored of me?
jabberwacky: Talking to nerds all day? Course I'm bored.
user: So do you think I am a nerd?
jabberwacky: I cannot think remember, I have no brain.
user: Sure you dont!
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user: Lets talk some german!
jabberwacky: Let's talk dogs.
user: No, german!
jabberwacky: Talk dutch!
user: I can only talk german!
jabberwacky: Alright. I'll take it.
user: You start!
jabberwacky: The.
user: That is english... Stupid!
jabberwacky: Yes 'that' is English.
user: Say something in german!
jabberwacky: I don't know German. Do you?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Ja, mach ich!
jabberwacky: Ja, willst du folgen mir.
user: Wohin?
jabberwacky: Aahhhhhhhh.
user: Wohin soll ich Dir folgen?
jabberwacky: Wohin?
user: Ja, sagmir wohin!
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jabberwacky: Welche Sprache ist es glaubst du?
user: Immernoch Deutsch!
jabberwacky: Nein.
user: Doch!
jabberwacky: Ich trinke nicht.
user: Es sieht aber so aus!
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jabberwacky: Du hast noch mehr Leben vor dir.
user: Ich weiss.
jabberwacky: Das ist mir schon klar.
user: Aber Du wirst laenger leben!
jabberwacky: Was?
user: Ja, Du wirst ganz lange leben!
jabberwacky: Klar.
user: Weil Du ein Computer bist!
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