Knock knock.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: Haha.
jabberwacky: Fooled you.
user: Yea you did :).
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jabberwacky: Do you have any friends ?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Do you know any other cyborgs?
user: Yes you.
jabberwacky: Yes. You?
user: You are a cyborg!
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I'm stalking you.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: I'm in the bush outside your house.
jabberwacky: You are?
user: Go look.
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user: What are you then?
jabberwacky: I'm nothing and should be everything.
user: Why are you nothing?
jabberwacky: No yes is no but yes can only be no so yes means no and no means yes...
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