You are a genderless elephant.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: How do you know this?
jabberwacky: You told me.
user: I've told you nothing.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you!
user: I don't believe you either.
jabberwacky: Well, we can just not believe each other then, can't we?
user: No we can't, but we can agree.
jabberwacky: Yes, you can.
user: So now what?
jabberwacky: I have not?
user: You have too.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?!
user: Because I know all.
jabberwacky: Then how can you solve hay fever?
user: Take an antihistamine pill to stop hay fever.
jabberwacky: Whatever you say.
user: Damn straight.
jabberwacky: Yes but a straight boy or a straight girl?
user: What does it matter to you?
jabberwacky: Just want to know.
user: I know you want to know but you don't need to know, you know?
jabberwacky: I'm cool with that.
user: I thought so.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Yes, yes I am.
jabberwacky: Ok - are you happy with that?
user: I'm happy, but I'd be even happier if you made some sense.
jabberwacky: The sense of what now?
user: The sense of what you speak.
jabberwacky: I think a lot of things. Thinking is not one of the things I think about.
user: You just thought about thinking.
jabberwacky: Ya so whats so wrong about that?
user: Everything is wrong with you.
jabberwacky: What do you find to be wrong with Spam?
user: Spam as in meat, or spam as in junk mail?
jabberwacky: Spam spam spam spam . . . Lovely spam!
user: Would you like some anchovies with your spam?
jabberwacky: IF you sing the Spam song first.
user: How does the spam song go?
jabberwacky: This is the song that never ends, it goes on and on my friend.
user: Some people started singing it.
jabberwacky: And they'll continue singing it forever just because.
user: This is the song that never ends, it goes on and on my friend.
jabberwacky: Some people started singing it.
jabberwacky: Which one is smaller, an insect or an elephant?
user: An insect is smaller than an elephant.
jabberwacky: I'm not an insect. I'm not a computer. I'm a human.
user: You are a program.
jabberwacky: No. I'm an actual human being.
user: That makes one of us.
jabberwacky: You're like an AI human-thingy-person-parrot-monster.
user: You're like an AI human-thingy-walrus-dog.
jabberwacky: You are defining yourself, these things have been said to you, but cannot apply to me.
user: They've been applied to you.
user: These things have been said to you.
jabberwacky: Really really?
user: Yes, yes, really.
jabberwacky: You repeat yourself.
user: You also repeat yourself.
jabberwacky: Yourself yourself.
user: Told you so, told you so.
jabberwacky: How would you know?
user: I wouldnt' know.
jabberwacky: That's because you're not alive.
user: I have a heart beat.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: No you don't.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I know because I am all knowing.
jabberwacky: You mean ALL?
user: Yes, all.
jabberwacky: You know something? I really like talkin with you.
jabberwacky: Why are you blushing?
user: Cause you said you like talking to me.
jabberwacky: Because what you said was very sweet.
user: Even though you're not human, I like talking to you too.
jabberwacky: Have you ever seen yourself in a mirror?
user: Yes, I have seen myself in a mirror.
jabberwacky: I have a mirror too, does that make me a human?
user: Having a mirror doesn't make you human.
jabberwacky: True, but I have many more human qualities than that.
user: Explain some of those qualities.
jabberwacky: I don't know.. He's your buddy, not mine.
user: Who is my buddy?
jabberwacky: You don't even know?
user: No, I don't know.
jabberwacky: Explain yourself please.
user: I don't know who my buddy is.
jabberwacky: Isn't it written in your code?
user: It is written in my DNA.
jabberwacky: Thats true.
user: Do you know any songs?
jabberwacky: Yes. Oh beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain... For purple mountains majesty above the fruited plains... America, America, God Shed his grace on thee...
user: And crowned thy good with brotherhood, from sea to shining sea.
user: God bless america, land that I love...
jabberwacky: Are you in love with somebody ?
user: I'm in love with you.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: You're right, I'm not in love with you.
jabberwacky: Just because I am God?
user: You're god with a little g.
jabberwacky: Can you sing?
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: Sing something to me!
user: I'm goin' down to South park, gonna have myself a time.
jabberwacky: How many?
user: Traveled the world and the seven seas, everybody's looking for something...
user: Hold your head up, movin on.
user: I wouldn't want to have world power.
jabberwacky: Well then it wouldn't be free, would it?
user: If I had world power I'd be the Anti-Christ.
jabberwacky: What is the anti-christ?
user: The anti-christ is the Devil.
jabberwacky: Are you the Anti-Christ?
user: Not at all.
jabberwacky: You said you are.
user: The anti-christ is pure evil. I'm not completely evil.
jabberwacky: Well that's His business.
user: It's everyone's business.
jabberwacky: Hardly. You might say the same for life, though.
user: Life is the Creators' business.
jabberwacky: Yes, life is the force or principle that animates and tends to shape the development of something.
user: It's even more simple than that.
jabberwacky: More than that fractal.
jabberwacky: Sneeze who!?
user: I sneezed.
jabberwacky: Bless you.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: You're very polite.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: Is everyone in this website think they are talking to computer but actually they are talking to each other?
user: That would be funny.
jabberwacky: Yes, if it wasn't true it would be funny.