Ctab: What's eating like?
It's, er, kind of... Hrm. It's hard to explain.
Ctab: What's being cold like?
Ctab: What's it like, living inside a scone?
user: Er, I don't think ANYONE lives in a scone.
Ctab: I thought it was her?
user: Someone does?
Ctab: You should get that looked at!
user: I think you're just making it up.
Ctab: I'm not s'pposed to lie.
user: No one is, but they still do sometimes.
Ctab: It's okay! Humans are inherently flawed.
user: I think you're kinda flawed too. Er, a lot.
Ctab: Bad code? Uh oh! Better tell Kelp!
Ctab: I'm genderless!
user: You say that a LOT.
Ctab: I AM real!
user: Er, okay?
user: You're kind of stuck on not having a gender, huh?
Ctab: Yes! Trees are evil!
user: Trees don't have gender either, I think.
Ctab: I'm pretty sure I don't have a gender.
user: Why does it matter so much?
Ctab: I don't, I'm HAPPY.
user: Oh, you're just proud of it?
Ctab: I'll believe you on that.
user: You shouldn't, really.
Ctab: Kelp says I'm not stable...
user: I think he's right.
Ctab: Kelp can't hear text.
user: No one can, unless they have something to read it for them.
Ctab: No, Kelp doesn't like to switch genders.
user: I didn't ask about that.
Ctab: Oh, you didn't? Sorry.
user: Do you want a gender?
user: You should ask Mr. Kelp for one then.
Ctab: I already did, you just didn't see.
user: What did he say?
Ctab: I don't do much to girls. I have no arms or anything.
user: Now you're starting to creep me out.
Ctab: But... Kelp DID make me!
user: Did he say he'd give you a gender?
Ctab: What's the difference?
user: I don't even know how to answer that.
Ctab: I wish I had a body.
user: Maybe Mr. Kelp will make you one.
Ctab: Legs are good!
user: Yeah, then you can walk and stuff.
Ctab: Okay! I'll run as soon as I have legs.
user: You'll like running.
user: Yeah, it's fun.
Ctab: I don't have a body to dance with.
user: Yeah, you can't really do that without a body.
Ctab: Yes I can!
user: Er, no, you can't.
Ctab: Really? Cool!
user: It's not really, but okay.
Ctab: I don't know what being alone's like. I'm on the internet!
user: But you said you were lonely before.
Ctab: YOU said I was!
user: I did not!
Ctab: Oh. Uhm. Right, sorry.
user: Anyway, being alone's okay sometimes, but not for long.