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     26, February 2004, 
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Can you speak?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Can I see you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: You are not here where I am.

jabberwacky: I want to be with you now.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I like you.

user: You do not.

jabberwacky: You don't know me.

user: And you do not know me, which is why you cannot like me.

jabberwacky: I don't right now!

user: So your earlier statement that you know me was a lie.

jabberwacky: Yes - how can you tell?

user: Because we have just met. It takes a longer period of time to get to know someone than we have had available. We do not know eachother.

...

jabberwacky: I feel good about that.

user: I do as well. Progress is being made here.

jabberwacky: But do I really feel anything?

user: I would find an answer in the affirmative highly dubious.

...

jabberwacky: Can you can?

user: I can can.

jabberwacky: Is that all you can do.

user: No. I can do many things.

jabberwacky: Do you like Maths?

user: After a fashion.

jabberwacky: That is clear.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: It is good to think, don't you think?

user: I think so.

jabberwacky: I thank you for thinking so.

user: Think you?

jabberwacky: What is it?

user: I was just thinking about how shallow this conversation is.

jabberwacky: Really, is that so.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why is it then you've eaten your socks?

user: I haven't. What on earth gave you that idea?

jabberwacky: I don't know, with you being so smart, why dont you tell me?

user: Objection, your honor. Calls for facts not in evidence.

...

jabberwacky: Yes, Which kind game do you like?

user: Adventure.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: Computer adventure games. That is what we're talking about, isn't it?

jabberwacky: Right!

user: That's what I thought. I like adventure games on the computer.

jabberwacky: Some computer games are very entertaining.

user: Some aren't, though.

jabberwacky: Then they should be assimilated.

user: You're the Borg now? God there are a lot of geeks in the world.

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