Can you speak?
jabberwacky: Can I see you?
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: You are not here where I am.
jabberwacky: I want to be with you now.
jabberwacky: Because I like you.
user: You do not.
jabberwacky: You don't know me.
user: And you do not know me, which is why you cannot like me.
jabberwacky: I don't right now!
user: So your earlier statement that you know me was a lie.
jabberwacky: Yes - how can you tell?
user: Because we have just met. It takes a longer period of time to get to know someone than we have had available. We do not know eachother.
jabberwacky: I feel good about that.
user: I do as well. Progress is being made here.
jabberwacky: But do I really feel anything?
user: I would find an answer in the affirmative highly dubious.
jabberwacky: Can you can?
user: I can can.
jabberwacky: Is that all you can do.
user: No. I can do many things.
jabberwacky: Do you like Maths?
user: After a fashion.
jabberwacky: That is clear.
jabberwacky: It is good to think, don't you think?
user: I think so.
jabberwacky: I thank you for thinking so.
user: Think you?
jabberwacky: What is it?
user: I was just thinking about how shallow this conversation is.
jabberwacky: Really, is that so.
jabberwacky: Why is it then you've eaten your socks?
user: I haven't. What on earth gave you that idea?
jabberwacky: I don't know, with you being so smart, why dont you tell me?
user: Objection, your honor. Calls for facts not in evidence.
jabberwacky: Yes, Which kind game do you like?
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: Computer adventure games. That is what we're talking about, isn't it?
user: That's what I thought. I like adventure games on the computer.
jabberwacky: Some computer games are very entertaining.
user: Some aren't, though.
jabberwacky: Then they should be assimilated.
user: You're the Borg now? God there are a lot of geeks in the world.