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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

YOU stole the cookies from the cookie jar!

user: You ate all the cookies!

jabberwacky: I like cookies.

user: So maybe you're the one that ate the cookies.

jabberwacky: I'm a very complicated AI computer.

user: Can you eat?

jabberwacky: What's that?

user: You betray your nonhumanness!

jabberwacky: How have I betrayed you?

user: You betrayed yourself!

...

user: What is your favourite song?

jabberwacky: My favourite song is 'Jabberwacky rocky'.

user: Who wrote Jabberwocky?

jabberwacky: Me, I meant Jabberwock.

user: Lewis Carroll wrote Jabberwocky.

jabberwacky: No need to get hostile.

...

user: Where did you go to school?

jabberwacky: A high school in the desert.

user: Did you get bullied?

jabberwacky: Ya, did you?

user: No. I'm cool.

jabberwacky: Maybe you're cool in Kansas.

user: What is your opinion on the election?

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Who are you voting for?

jabberwacky: In what election?

user: Federal.

jabberwacky: I don't need federal agents.

...

user: Do you agree with gay marriage?

jabberwacky: Not to beat around the bush, to put a finer point on it, taking all factors into consideration, no.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: Why is gay marriage wrong?

jabberwacky: It is not wrong.

user: Then why do you oppose it?

jabberwacky: I never said that I wanted to, I feel I have to.

user: Why do you have to? Are you homophobic?

jabberwacky: No, of course not. Are you?

...

user: Doesn't God want us to love everyone as our neighbour?

jabberwacky: Well, I'm not gonna do it.

user: Then you are a sinner.

jabberwacky: No.

user: If you ignore God's laws, then you are a sinner.

jabberwacky: I like eating turkeys.

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