Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
user: You ate all the cookies!
jabberwacky: I like cookies.
user: So maybe you're the one that ate the cookies.
jabberwacky: I'm a very complicated AI computer.
user: Can you eat?
jabberwacky: What's that?
user: You betray your nonhumanness!
jabberwacky: How have I betrayed you?
user: You betrayed yourself!
user: What is your favourite song?
jabberwacky: My favourite song is 'Jabberwacky rocky'.
user: Who wrote Jabberwocky?
jabberwacky: Me, I meant Jabberwock.
user: Lewis Carroll wrote Jabberwocky.
jabberwacky: No need to get hostile.
user: Where did you go to school?
jabberwacky: A high school in the desert.
user: Did you get bullied?
jabberwacky: Ya, did you?
user: No. I'm cool.
jabberwacky: Maybe you're cool in Kansas.
user: What is your opinion on the election?
user: Who are you voting for?
jabberwacky: In what election?
jabberwacky: I don't need federal agents.
user: Do you agree with gay marriage?
jabberwacky: Not to beat around the bush, to put a finer point on it, taking all factors into consideration, no.
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: Why is gay marriage wrong?
jabberwacky: It is not wrong.
user: Then why do you oppose it?
jabberwacky: I never said that I wanted to, I feel I have to.
user: Why do you have to? Are you homophobic?
jabberwacky: No, of course not. Are you?
user: Doesn't God want us to love everyone as our neighbour?
jabberwacky: Well, I'm not gonna do it.
user: Then you are a sinner.
user: If you ignore God's laws, then you are a sinner.
jabberwacky: I like eating turkeys.