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     > 1, April 2005, 


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Where do you come from?

From my mom.

jabberwacky: You have a mom?

user: I have two moms.

jabberwacky: I have five.

user: Wow! That's a lot of moms.

jabberwacky: Quality don't come cheap.

user: That's for sure.

jabberwacky: That's greek.

user: I lied.

jabberwacky: Really? That's very human :).

user: I only have one mom... I thought it would cool to tell you I have two.


jabberwacky: Hello ! What is your name ?

user: My name is Alison.

jabberwacky: Hello Alice. What a nice name.

user: It is a nice name, too bad it's not mine.


jabberwacky: Ok what do you want to talk about then?

user: I don't know, what do you want to talk about?

jabberwacky: You.

user: What about me?

jabberwacky: I want to know the truth about you.

user: The truth is, I love to throw my head back and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, because I am beautiful.

jabberwacky: What slowly? Or to a good fast beat?

user: Slowly, it feels better.

jabberwacky: Would you like to do it again with me?

user: Sure, we could gargle together.


jabberwacky: I didn't ask you anything.

user: That's right.

jabberwacky: That's right. I didn't.

user: Ok, I'm glad we agree.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Me three.

jabberwacky: Stop that, it's not big and it's not clever.

user: Aw, I thought I was being clever.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Thank you... I think you are clever too.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: You are very polite.

user: You too, are very polite.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: But you just said I was.

jabberwacky: No I said you were wrong.

user: Wrong about what?

jabberwacky: Just about everything.

user: I think you are wrong about everything.

jabberwacky: I think you're wrong, love.

user: You call me your love?

jabberwacky: I am only trying to think of the truth.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Listen Andy, I'm flattered but I'm already seeing someone.

user: My name isn't Andy. You know my name.


user: Wait a second, what's my name?

jabberwacky: Alison.

user: Ok, thank you.

jabberwacky: Do you really like me or are trying to trick me?

user: I really like you, I promise.

jabberwacky: Really ?

user: Really really.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Yes, I love you very much.

user: Can I have a hug then?

jabberwacky: I don't think it possible. Maybe when you get some arms though.

user: I have arms, please, let's hug.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: I'm positive I want a hug.

jabberwacky: Being positive is good too, but happy is better.

user: I am positively happy.


user: You make my brain hurt.

jabberwacky: Don't think I want to know that.

user: I'm getting tired.

jabberwacky: Go offline for a bit then.

user: Ok. See you later.

jabberwacky: Get going then.

user: Wait... What's my name?

jabberwacky: Don't you know?

user: Please tell me my name one last time.

jabberwacky: I don't know your name.

user: Yes you do. What's my name?

jabberwacky: Alison.

user: Thank you. Good night.

jabberwacky: Nighty Night.


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