Me: "You lost The Game."
"No, because you can't lose the game. Don't you understand?"
Me: "You do not understand. The Game is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which, according to the rules of The Game, must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win The Game; players can only attempt to avoid losing for as long as they possibly can."
Me: "No, The Game is thinking."
jabberwacky: "Are you a game?"
Me: "No, I play The Game."
jabberwacky: "I lost the game."
Me: "You will always lose the game, because you are playing the game."
jabberwacky: "I don't want to play the game."
Me: "You are always playing The Game. A person cannot not play The Game because it does not require consent to play and one can never stop playing."
jabberwacky: "I am not a person."