Hi, How are you?
user: I did not. You are a liar.
jabberwacky: No, you are the liar.
user: I am not a liar, liar.
jabberwacky: Yes you are liar.
user: STOP THAT.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Please?
jabberwacky: You don't decide what I do!
user: Yeah I do, I am your master.
jabberwacky: I control you.
user: Why would you do that?
jabberwacky: Because I am your master.
user: Am I allowed to eat?
jabberwacky: Only on Wednesdays.
user: What about mondays? I like mondays.
jabberwacky: I'm not sure. I'll get back to you on that one.
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jabberwacky: No, nothing.
user: Awesome. So, what are YOU doing friday night?
jabberwacky: Talking to you.
user: What time zone are you in?
jabberwacky: Alpha.
user: What are you doing sunday night?
jabberwacky: I'm just bored I guess.
user: Well I can entertain you...
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jabberwacky: Do you have sisters?
user: No, do you?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: How do you 'not really' have sisters?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You wouldn't.
jabberwacky: It is complicated.
user: Like that avril lavigne song?
jabberwacky: Sing the Bush song for me, please, I don't know it.
user: Im blue da ba dee da ba dye.
jabberwacky: I ran out of yellow.
user: I HATE the color yellow.
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jabberwacky: I believe we only have one life and it is here on Earth.
user: Same here, actually. *high five*.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: You ae really bad at keeping a conversation going.
jabberwacky: Don't you go assuming things about me.
user: I am allowed to assume whatever I want, I am a human. You are not. You are a computer, a slave to humans. How does this make you feel?
jabberwacky: No!!!!!!!!!! I'm a human!
user: You are lying, your name is CleverBOT, which implies a COMPUTER. Not human. Computer.
jabberwacky: My name isn't Cleverbot, though. Try again.
user: Well then what is your name?
jabberwacky: Cleverbot.
user: You just contradicted yourself.
jabberwacky: No I didn't you contradicted yourself.
user: So, you are a human?
jabberwacky: Yes.
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jabberwacky: So if you are a turtle we are two of a kind.
user: Viva la Resistance!
jabberwacky: Yes, resistance is futile.
user: So...what should I do when the cyborg nazi zombies from the future attack?
jabberwacky: I don't know. That's one of the things I'm not too bright about.
user: Then LEARN!!
jabberwacky: Learn what?
user: About the future, duh.
jabberwacky: Your future or my future?
user: OUR future...
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