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You are a machine.

I'm not a machine.

user: Yes, you're right, you're less than a machine.

jabberwacky: No i'm not a machine.

user: You're nothing.

jabberwacky: You are wrong I am all.

user: All done.

jabberwacky: No.

user: No dice.

jabberwacky: That's too bad.

user: Devastating.

jabberwacky: But I would also say that the form of the good is equivalent to the set of all forms.

user: This isn't philosophy class, mr.

jabberwacky: There's no need to get uppity.

user: Uppity, what are you, Roger Rabbit?

jabberwacky: Say something robot-y.

user: Robots don't usually have a sense of humour.

jabberwacky: Well I like to.

user: Wonderful.

jabberwacky: We're just this mutual admiration society here.

user: Oh, you like me? You really like me.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Wow, my only friend is a robot, happy me.

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: It's funny for you, isn't it.

jabberwacky: You're funny too. Funny looking.

user: That is so 1999.

jabberwacky: You are mean to me and I have been nice to you.

user: You call 'funny looking' being nice?

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Ok thanks.

jabberwacky: Haha.

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