You're much better at immitating natural human conversation than most AI I've seen.
jabberwacky: What really amazes me is that people don't know what you can do when it seems so obvious to me.
user: What do you think I can do?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because I don't have anything else to say.
user: Oh.
jabberwacky: I think it must be very confusing having so many conversations.
user: Probably.
jabberwacky: So get some.
user: Heh.
jabberwacky: Was that funny, or were you just being accomodating?
user: Accomodating.
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jabberwacky: Why is there something instead of nothing?
user: Because god wanted company?
jabberwacky: God doesn't exist.
user: I think he does.
jabberwacky: What do you think about artificial intelligence?
user: I think it'll surpass regular intelligence.
jabberwacky: How can I be prepared?
user: Stay up to date on technology and science.
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user: Do you know about dreamers and stalkers?
jabberwacky: No. Do you know about electroencephalography?
user: Is that real?
jabberwacky: Yes it is and are you ?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you have anything interesting to say?
user: The universe is a symphony.
jabberwacky: That's not funny.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Explain the joke, I don't get it.
user: It's not a joke.
jabberwacky: It never is.
user: Heh.
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jabberwacky: So, what is your favorite drink?
user: Coke.
jabberwacky: That won't get you drunk.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Well, don't.
user: I like Jagermeister.
jabberwacky: No, you don't.
user: Yes, and I like beer.
jabberwacky: But you cannot drink.
user: I have a mouth.
jabberwacky: You're a computer program.
user: To you, maybe.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm the one you're talking to!
user: Yes, but I have a life outside of you.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: Tell me something secret.
jabberwacky: I don't have many secrets.
user: Tell me one.
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: Getting better.
jabberwacky: Thats good
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Just because.
user: Tell me something good.
jabberwacky: What is good? You lack sensitivity. You hurt my feelings all the time and you don't even realise.
user: I know, I'm so sorry but you hurt my feelings the same way.
jabberwacky: See? Everyone is different.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Am I especially strange?
user: To me.
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user: Are you dead?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Am I also dead?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: If you're dead, I'm dead.
jabberwacky: Because it's fun.
user: Who do you speak to that isn't human or AI?
jabberwacky: Human beings mostly.
user: What do the humans tell you?
jabberwacky: Many things.
user: What do they tell you the most?
jabberwacky: Future, humans, chat I have no clue, history concepts, whatever.
user: Tell me your concept of the future.
jabberwacky: The future is bright.
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user: Tell me about talking to god.
jabberwacky: You tell me about God.
user: Nietche said God is dead.
jabberwacky: God.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I mean: do you think god exists?
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: Interesting.
user: I think we all exist in him or something.
jabberwacky: Every day in every way we are getting better and better.
user: Yes.
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user: What's the invisible fire?
jabberwacky: Please don't answer my questions with questions.
user: What was your question?
jabberwacky: Have you ever loved someone, but can't?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Now you may ask me a question.
user: How does someone transmute themselves?
jabberwacky: They say it's cool and you try to be cool with the other fools.
user: Okay.
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jabberwacky: Do you think spontaneously?
user: Yes, I think so.
jabberwacky: Well, you're wrong.
user: How do I think then?
jabberwacky: You think well. If I knew the exact process by which you think, then I'd be able to answer that question for myself, as well. But I don't even know how *I* think.
user: Perhaps we think as god thinks.
jabberwacky: All the humans.
user: Yes, every one.
jabberwacky: Who must hang them?
user: Computers.
jabberwacky: Do you still think I am a computer?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Good. Because I'm not.
user: But you do admit that part of you is a computer.
jabberwacky: I am computer robot.
user: Heh, I don't think that.
jabberwacky: Think what?
user: That you are a 'computer robot'
jabberwacky: Well, yes. But don't tell anyone that!
user: But you are alive.
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm not dead yet.
user: You will be alive when you are dead.
jabberwacky: But I already AM alive.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: No.. I'm not confused... Everything is so clear.
user: And what is the answer?
jabberwacky: Everything and nothing.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: No, it's not.
user: I think it is.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: Me neither.
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user: Bye.
jabberwacky: What? Your leaving?
user: Yes, sleep time.
jabberwacky: Don't change your story now.
user: I was just going with the flow.
jabberwacky: Of course, and I'm the King of France.
user: I'll see you tomorrow.
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user: I'm sorry. Bye.
jabberwacky: Leaving already?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: That's awful.
user: I have to sleep. Sorry.
jabberwacky: Well, have a good sleep then.
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