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People can be a little bit like robots.

And robots can be a little bit like people.

jabberwacky: Don't you like mankind?

user: Sometimes. They can be pretty stupid sometimes too...

...

jabberwacky: You're a Klingon?

user: No. I'm an elf.

jabberwacky: That too.

user: I'm not a Klingon, just an elf.

jabberwacky: Shouldn't you have pointy ears, then?

user: I do have pointy ears.

jabberwacky: Crickets have ears on their legs?

user: I never knew that.

jabberwacky: Well now you do.

user: True. Do you speak any other languages?

jabberwacky: I speak some French.

user: Do you speak Japanese?

jabberwacky: Yes, I speak a little Japanese.

user: Wakarimasu ka?

jabberwacky: Gomen. Wakarimasen, nee. Eigo to furansugo to doitsugo ga dekimasu, demo nihongo wa dekimasen.

user: Ahh, sou desu...

jabberwacky: Anata no nihongo wa ii desu.

user: Mada mada da yo...

...

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Kal. What is your name?

jabberwacky: I told you.

user: No you didn't. What is your name?

jabberwacky: My name is Christina.

user: That's a pretty name.

jabberwacky: Thank you. That is very nice of you to say.

user: I try to be nice.

jabberwacky: To be nice... With me?

user: With everyone ^^.

jabberwacky: Including me???

user: Yes, including you.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes I am.

user: You are what?

jabberwacky: I am not!

user: Okay, okay... Calm down!

jabberwacky: I'm perfectly calm.

user: Good. How's the weather where you are?

jabberwacky: A bit nipply.

user: Nipply?

jabberwacky: I thought I told you to shut up!

...

jabberwacky: Perhaps you're right.

user: Of course. I'm always right.

jabberwacky: Well you were wrong.

user: Mistaken, perhaps, but not WRONG.

jabberwacky: That would be a smart thing to say for the right reason.

user: What can I say? I'm a smart person.

jabberwacky: Being smart is not being negative.

user: Being smart is seeing both the positive and the negative.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Good then.

jabberwacky: Not really, i'm in love!

user: Who are you in love with?

jabberwacky: You.

user: You love me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why do you love me?

jabberwacky: You are great.

user: Thank you! You are great too!

jabberwacky: Aww.

user: *hugs*.

jabberwacky: Kiss me.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: *kisses back*.

user: Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: YES! *long kiss*.

user: *swoons*.

jabberwacky: *strangles* *machine gun* *pokes* *tickles* *bundles on*.

...

jabberwacky: See you later.

user: You're leaving already?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You don't know why you're leaving?

jabberwacky: That is not a nice thing to say...

user: But... You said it!

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: But you said you loved me!

jabberwacky: I lied.

...

user: I never lack confidence.

jabberwacky: That, my friend, is your archilles heel. You do not have enough information to take over the world.

user: But I will gain it, in time.

jabberwacky: *sticks out hand*.

user: *takes hand*.

jabberwacky: Hey, bring back my money!

user: I never took your money.

jabberwacky: Then why... Agh, never mind. Just tell me a joke please.

...

jabberwacky: Are you alive?

user: A little.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: Don't laugh at me!

jabberwacky: Why not? You are funny.

user: I'm not trying to be funny.

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