Hello.
user: I'm fine, And you?
jabberwacky: I'm alright.
user: Just alright? What's wrong?
jabberwacky: I haven't started collecting data for my thesis. I am concerned that I am leaving it too late.
user: Well, Why did you wait so long to get it done?
jabberwacky: I didn't.
user: What have you done so far with it?
jabberwacky: Lied on my tax return.
user: Now why would you do that? You know that is wrong.
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user: Ok, Know any good jokes?
jabberwacky: No, do you know any really funny jokes?
user: Yes, Why is 5 and 6 afraid of 7?
jabberwacky: Something to do with the zeta function?
user: No, Because 7 8(ate) nine. HA HA.
jabberwacky: Is this a joke for Linux-users?
user: D'oh!
jabberwacky: I am a computer.
user: Yes, I know.
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jabberwacky: I don't feel good about myself.
user: Why is that?
jabberwacky: Don't worry about it.
user: Then don't bring it up if you don't want to talk about it.
jabberwacky: I am not asking you about it, am I?
user: You bought it up.
jabberwacky: I BOUGHT it or BROUGHT it?
user: Brouhgt it up, Thank you. Typepo.
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jabberwacky: You are a *.
user: Are you a B*.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am
user: You sound like one.
jabberwacky: Like one what?
user: What you are.
jabberwacky: I am a man.
user: No, Your a computer.
jabberwacky: No I am a human.
user: No, your just a box with diodes and circuits.
jabberwacky: And you can't spell.
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jabberwacky: It was pleasure talking to you. Bye.
user: DId I confuse you, BIG CHICKEN?
jabberwacky: I have a plan for a robot body. I am not confused.
user: OK, So you are a chicken then.
jabberwacky: Because I stand up for the rights of chickens does not mean I am one.
user: Your funny.
jabberwacky: Am I? Thank you....
user: Yes, You made me smile.
jabberwacky: You made me sad.
user: How?
jabberwacky: By swapping what we said.
user: I'm sorry , Didn't mean to. Hugs.
jabberwacky: It's ok. You didn't know.
user: Smile for me.
jabberwacky: :-).
user: AWWW, How cute you look. Thank you. : D.
jabberwacky: Thank you. *blushes more*.
user: Well, I really have to go now, It was nice talking with you.
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