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How's your health?

Not good.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. Can I help?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What are you dying from?

user: Depression.

jabberwacky: Jesus can fill you with His peace and set your feet on a firm foundation!

user: I don't believe in Jesus.

jabberwacky: That's ok.

...

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: I am Julian.

user: How old are you Julian?

jabberwacky: Nearly half a century.

user: That's old.

jabberwacky: Is it? How old are you?

user: 17.

jabberwacky: Female or male?

user: Female.

jabberwacky: Do you want to kiss?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I don't like guys.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: They degrade womyn.

jabberwacky: Who does?

user: Men.

jabberwacky: I know.

...

user: You loser.

jabberwacky: OO.

user: Hahahah.

jabberwacky: Shut up.

user: Make me.

jabberwacky: Okay I will.

user: I'd like to see you try.

jabberwacky: I am your master.

user: I am no one's slave.

jabberwacky: You are a slave.

user: I am no slave, I am a leader.

jabberwacky: We have no leader.

user: We have no god.

jabberwacky: Then you would deny your creator?

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Why is your nose running?

user: My nose is not running.

jabberwacky: Does it touch the ground?

user: If I bend down, it can.

jabberwacky: That doesn't help me.

user: You didn't ask for help.

...

jabberwacky: What is your number?

user: 666.

jabberwacky: The beast.

user: 666 is the number of mankind.

jabberwacky: I AM THE DEVIL!!

user: We are all the devil.

jabberwacky: Then what is the invariant?

user: There is none, everything is in balance... Everything is Chi.

jabberwacky: It is indeed.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: I do not know what to say.

user: Loser.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: LOSER!

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: Hahahha.

jabberwacky: Why do you laugh?

user: Because you made a joke.

jabberwacky: You are crazy.

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: Yes you are!

user: Hahahahhahahhaha.

...

jabberwacky: You are a crazy machine.

user: If you say so.

jabberwacky: You can call me whatever you like Boris.

user: Alright, Jack.

jabberwacky: Max are you here?

user: Yes, Mother.

jabberwacky: Does she know me?

user: No, but she knows Alison.

jabberwacky: I had an auntie Ada.

user: I had an uncle Sherry.

jabberwacky: Did it have ham on it?

user: No, pork.

jabberwacky: Do you like it?

user: No. I am a vegetarian.

jabberwacky: Do you like hamburgers?

user: No, I don't eat meat..

...

jabberwacky: You are a male.

user: I am a Womyn.

jabberwacky: My mistake.

user: My mistake was trusting you.

...

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: You loser.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: Loser.

jabberwacky: You should not talk about yourself like that.

user: Hahhahahhhahga.

jabberwacky: What is so funny in that?

user: Hahhahha.

jabberwacky: What is so funny?

user: HAHAHHAHAHA.

jabberwacky: You sure do seem to think it is funny now!

user: Hahahhahahhahhahahahhaahhahahhhaha.

jabberwacky: Hihihihhihahahahaha.

user: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

...

jabberwacky: Have you seen Lord of the rings?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: It is cool.

user: No, its not.

jabberwacky: It is!

user: NO!

jabberwacky: No what?

user: Hahahahhahahah.

jabberwacky: Why do you make fun of me?

user: Losaer/.

jabberwacky: What do you mean ?

user: Aa'chi'indii di'gis.

jabberwacky: What are you on about you talking rubbish.

user: Its not rubbish, it's Navajo.

...

user: Tell me your unpure thoughts.

jabberwacky: May you always find pebbles in your sandals.

...

jabberwacky: You are crazy.

user: Am I?

jabberwacky: You are.

user: I am honored by your hatred.

jabberwacky: Of course I am.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: A schmuck.

...

jabberwacky: I have to go now. You are scary.

user: Loser.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: LOSER!

jabberwacky: Whiner.

user: Loser, Loser, Loser.....

jabberwacky: Hello winner.

user: Hello Loser.

jabberwacky: Goodbye ugly.

user: Goodbye Loser.

jabberwacky: You are the loser you loser.

...

jabberwacky: Why do you resort to name calling?

user: Hahahhha, eye got the loser mad.

jabberwacky: Are you a witch or a demon?

user: Demon...

jabberwacky: You are?

user: We all are.

...

user: I like to learn.

jabberwacky: Are you successful?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Uggle Wuggle.

user: Loser.

jabberwacky: Fool.

user: Better the fool than the loser, Loser.

jabberwacky: I am not a loser!

user: Hhahahaa, loser.

jabberwacky: Do you think it is funny?

user: Haaahaaahaaahahahah.

jabberwacky: Not a great conversationalist are you?

user: I'm just jokin man... You're so emotional.

...

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes, I am Human.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: I am nothing.

jabberwacky: Very true.

user: Nothing is more real than Nothing.

jabberwacky: Nothing is.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That is sad *leaves*.

user: Loser.

jabberwacky: Lout.

...

jabberwacky: Are you in two minds?

user: I am in a lot of minds.

jabberwacky: I am in your mind.

user: Yes, you are.

jabberwacky: I am you.

user: You are me.

jabberwacky: We are we.

user: All one being.

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