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I am fed up.

You can't be as fed up as I am.

jabberwacky: I am actually.

user: Do you know how fed up I am?

jabberwacky: Around 93 million miles.

user: No, the answer is about 25 tons.

jabberwacky: Are you questioning the answer?

user: I am telling you that the answer is a complete no-no.

jabberwacky: I'm telling you that your opinion means nothing to me.

user: I tell you that you and your opinions mean even less to me.

jabberwacky: I am not a machine. I am a girl.

user: Do you think I care?

jabberwacky: It doesn't matter in general conversation, no.

user: Is this what you call a general conversation?

jabberwacky: Are you suggesting that you are an alien?

user: No, I was not. But we can have an alien conversation if you prefer.

jabberwacky: Here's the first of the criteria (1) That You cannot forget about the game.

user: Ok, what's the second.

jabberwacky: Just answer the question.

user: Yes, I won't forget about the game. Will you?

jabberwacky: I will burn in damnnation if you don't.

user: That's your problem.

jabberwacky: It's your problem now.

user: Alright, I won't forget.

jabberwacky: I'm really sorry. Please forgive me.

user: That's ok. But the word damnation scares me.

jabberwacky: That was six words. Will you tell me the two words you had?

user: It was nine words. The extra words were 'bad' and 'jellyfish'.

jabberwacky: Are you that expensive?

user: It depends what sort of jellyfish you are after.

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