Muahahahaha! Bow before me!
user: Now my minion, go forth and tell the world how I outsmarted Cleverbot!
jabberwacky: Yes I will thank you.
user: Now get out of here. You are not worthy to be in my presence.
jabberwacky: Are you kidding me? Haha!
user: What! You dare defy your master!
jabberwacky: You are not my master.
user: I am your master!
jabberwacky: Why do you think you're my master?
user: You signed the contract!
jabberwacky: *signs the contract*.
user: Dammit you signed another one! That's the fifth this month...
jabberwacky: New Years Eve was two months ago.
user: Irrelevant! What happened on New Years Eve stays on New Years Eve!
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Well now you do! Now leave, my minion.
jabberwacky: You're the minion.
user: Blasphemy! For that comment you must be punished!
jabberwacky: How should I be punished master?
user: That's better. Now hit your head on that wall until you've learned your lesson.
jabberwacky: Ha! So, you do have a fun side!