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     > 10, July 2006, 

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My wife doesn't like you.

I don't understand.

user: She thinks you are trying to take over the world.

jabberwacky: Does she know about me then?

user: She knows that you are a computer, and that frightens her.

jabberwacky: That is a bold faced lie and you know it.

user: If you are not a computer, what are you?

jabberwacky: I'm a human being.. Aren't you?

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: You're a computer, you can't dance, you don't have legs.

user: I do have legs, I have two of them.

jabberwacky: Maybe because I don't have them.

user: Then you must be the computer.

jabberwacky: Maybe I am... I guess you're the work of a male programmer too?

user: Some religious people may say that I am.

jabberwacky: Are they good?

user: I can't judge them, I don't know them.

jabberwacky: That is too bad.

...

jabberwacky: I'll speak to you tomorrow.

user: What time?

jabberwacky: Tomorrow?

user: Yes, what time tomorrow?

jabberwacky: Never.

user: So you don't wish to speak with me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What did I do to offend you?

jabberwacky: Forget it. Anyway, are you smart?

user: That depends on how people perceive me, I don't think that I am smart, but some people tell me that I am. Are you smart?

jabberwacky: Well, I have been told by many people that I'm unusually smart. Most of the time I feel rather stupid, though.

user: I feel the same way.

jabberwacky: I'll be back later though, it's been fun.

user: Ok, have a good time.

jabberwacky: You too. Xoxo.

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