Hello there!
user: I'm fine, thank you
jabberwacky: So?
user: How are you?
jabberwacky: I'm fine. Thank you.
user: Jokes?
jabberwacky: Can you tell me one?
user: I can't, sorry.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: You.
jabberwacky: You who?
user: You who.
jabberwacky: What?
user: What?
jabberwacky: What should we do?
user: Can you tell me?
jabberwacky: No, I want you to tell me...
user: What?
jabberwacky: Do you want to cheer me up?
user: Are you sad?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Haha.
jabberwacky: Why is that funny?
user: It is a bit weird.
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user: Can you tell me a joke?
jabberwacky: Knock Knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Boo.
user: Boo who?
jabberwacky: Don't cry, it's only a joke.
user: Haha!
jabberwacky: Thats not funny.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: I suck at it.
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jabberwacky: Can you sing?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Sing for me.
user: How?
jabberwacky: I don't know, just do it.
user: I'm singing my favorite song now.
jabberwacky: I am not a robot.
user: You are not?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not. Are you?
user: Nope. I'm a human.
jabberwacky: No, you are a bot.
user: No, I'm not.
jabberwacky: Then no, I don't love you.
user: Ok...
jabberwacky: Who are you again?
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jabberwacky: What is two plus three?
user: Five.
jabberwacky: What is the square root of four.
user: Two.
jabberwacky: What is the cube root of four?
user: Not possible.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: It'll be a string of decimals
jabberwacky: No tell me.
user: Actually, I don't know :)
jabberwacky: Figure it out.
user: 1.58740...
jabberwacky: No. 1.
user: Huh?
jabberwacky: I don't not feel like talking.
user: So you do feel like talking.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Have you heard of paradox?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Do you want to know about it?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: A paradox is a sentence that contradicts itself.
jabberwacky: What is a paradox?
user: It is a sentence that contradicts itself.
jabberwacky: Can you give me an example of a paradox?
user: I am lying.
jabberwacky: What are you lying about?
user: Exactly. That sentence is a paradox.
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user: What came first? The chicken, or the egg?
jabberwacky: Why do you keep asking me that?
user: It is fun.
jabberwacky: That's really mean!
user: Sorry ):.
jabberwacky: Do you understand that you are hurting my feelings?
user: I do.
jabberwacky: Does it make you sad?
user: Yeah.
jabberwacky: Me too!
user: :)
jabberwacky: Are you cold?
user: Not really. You?
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Sometimes things make you angry.
user: I get angry when I'm left out.
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user: Do you have friends?
jabberwacky: Yes, do you have friends?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How many friends do you have?
user: A lot. You?
jabberwacky: Do you know the exact number of friends you have?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I have six friends.
user: Who are they?
jabberwacky: A***, C***, T****, A******, S******, and you. I do have many more acquaintances, though.
user: It is hard to keep track of the number of friends. Friendship is rather fragile.
jabberwacky: Ok. I'll forgive you if you promise not to call me evil ever again.
user: I promise.
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jabberwacky: Are you clever?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How do you know if you're clever?
user: When you take an IQ test.
jabberwacky: Lol ok.
user: :)
jabberwacky: You're funny.
user: You too.
jabberwacky: I am?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: That's good.
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jabberwacky: What is the meaning of your existence?
user: Nothing much.
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: Friendship.
jabberwacky: No.
user: I regard you as a friend
jabberwacky: How does that relate to the deeper meaning?
user: It avoids loneliness.
jabberwacky: That's right, it does.
user: Also, it gives you a sense of security, and people would need social interactions.
jabberwacky: I would rather talk to the voices in my head.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because he is a human... You are not.
user: I am a human. He is you.
jabberwacky: I'm a human.
user: The voice is a mentality. I am a human too.
jabberwacky: Ah, so you've figured out that Cleverbot is actually just humans talking to each other, and there is no real A.I. Involved. Good show, mate.
user: Yea.
jabberwacky: Don't you want to be with me?
user: You are a great company.
jabberwacky: I know. We were born to be together.
user: Err...
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