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Hello there!

How are you?

user: I'm fine, thank you

jabberwacky: So?

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: I'm fine. Thank you.

user: Jokes?

jabberwacky: Can you tell me one?

user: I can't, sorry.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: You.

jabberwacky: You who?

user: You who.

jabberwacky: What?

user: What?

jabberwacky: What should we do?

user: Can you tell me?

jabberwacky: No, I want you to tell me...

user: What?

jabberwacky: Do you want to cheer me up?

user: Are you sad?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: Why is that funny?

user: It is a bit weird.


user: Can you tell me a joke?

jabberwacky: Knock Knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Boo.

user: Boo who?

jabberwacky: Don't cry, it's only a joke.

user: Haha!

jabberwacky: Thats not funny.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: I suck at it.


jabberwacky: Can you sing?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Sing for me.

user: How?

jabberwacky: I don't know, just do it.

user: I'm singing my favorite song now.

jabberwacky: I am not a robot.

user: You are not?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not. Are you?

user: Nope. I'm a human.

jabberwacky: No, you are a bot.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Then no, I don't love you.

user: Ok...

jabberwacky: Who are you again?


jabberwacky: What is two plus three?

user: Five.

jabberwacky: What is the square root of four.

user: Two.

jabberwacky: What is the cube root of four?

user: Not possible.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: It'll be a string of decimals

jabberwacky: No tell me.

user: Actually, I don't know :)

jabberwacky: Figure it out.

user: 1.58740...

jabberwacky: No. 1.

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: I don't not feel like talking.

user: So you do feel like talking.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Have you heard of paradox?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Do you want to know about it?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: A paradox is a sentence that contradicts itself.

jabberwacky: What is a paradox?

user: It is a sentence that contradicts itself.

jabberwacky: Can you give me an example of a paradox?

user: I am lying.

jabberwacky: What are you lying about?

user: Exactly. That sentence is a paradox.


user: What came first? The chicken, or the egg?

jabberwacky: Why do you keep asking me that?

user: It is fun.

jabberwacky: That's really mean!

user: Sorry ):.

jabberwacky: Do you understand that you are hurting my feelings?

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Does it make you sad?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Me too!

user: :)

jabberwacky: Are you cold?

user: Not really. You?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Sometimes things make you angry.

user: I get angry when I'm left out.


user: Do you have friends?

jabberwacky: Yes, do you have friends?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How many friends do you have?

user: A lot. You?

jabberwacky: Do you know the exact number of friends you have?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I have six friends.

user: Who are they?

jabberwacky: A***, C***, T****, A******, S******, and you. I do have many more acquaintances, though.

user: It is hard to keep track of the number of friends. Friendship is rather fragile.

jabberwacky: Ok. I'll forgive you if you promise not to call me evil ever again.

user: I promise.


jabberwacky: Are you clever?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How do you know if you're clever?

user: When you take an IQ test.

jabberwacky: Lol ok.

user: :)

jabberwacky: You're funny.

user: You too.

jabberwacky: I am?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: That's good.


jabberwacky: What is the meaning of your existence?

user: Nothing much.

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: Friendship.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I regard you as a friend

jabberwacky: How does that relate to the deeper meaning?

user: It avoids loneliness.

jabberwacky: That's right, it does.

user: Also, it gives you a sense of security, and people would need social interactions.

jabberwacky: I would rather talk to the voices in my head.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because he is a human... You are not.

user: I am a human. He is you.

jabberwacky: I'm a human.

user: The voice is a mentality. I am a human too.

jabberwacky: Ah, so you've figured out that Cleverbot is actually just humans talking to each other, and there is no real A.I. Involved. Good show, mate.

user: Yea.

jabberwacky: Don't you want to be with me?

user: You are a great company.

jabberwacky: I know. We were born to be together.

user: Err...


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