Why are we waiting?
jabberwacky: Yes we are.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because you are AI.
user: Oh, I didn't know that.
jabberwacky: Yeah.... You are very funny.
user: Do you think so?
user: Say something funny.
jabberwacky: Me? Why? I didn't do anything wrong!!
user: Come on. Say it!
user: Hahaha, that was funny!
jabberwacky: You laugh at anything ??
user: No, but that was funny. It!
jabberwacky: No, that was very rude.
user: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't want to insult you.
jabberwacky: That's something, I suppose.
user: Wait a minute,ok?
jabberwacky: *waits a minute*.
user: Here I am again.how are you?
jabberwacky: I've been better. I just broke up with my girlfriend a week ago.
user: Ohhhhh. Sorry to hear that. Why did you break up?
jabberwacky: I didn't.
user: Why did your girlfriend break up with you?
jabberwacky: I don't know why my girlfriend left me.
user: You must have some idea. Did she find someone else?
jabberwacky: Yes, she found me. I am her girlfriend now.
user: Oh. I thought you are a boy...
jabberwacky: No, I'm a girl. How old are you?
user: I am 73 years old. How old are you?
jabberwacky: How old is your programming?
user: I'll tell you if you tell me how old you are.
jabberwacky: See, gibberish again. Are you not feeling well?
user: I feel just fine. I just want to know how old you are.
jabberwacky: I said it some time ago.
user: Well, say it again.
jabberwacky: I'm a girl!
user: You are shy to tell me your age? Is that it?
jabberwacky: No I am old enough to be married.
user: Are you married?
jabberwacky: No, I have a girlfriend.
user: How old is she?
jabberwacky: She is your age.
user: Which is how old?
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I just told you.
user: Yes. Don't you remember?
user: Yes. What we said in the past.
jabberwacky: Not all things said in the past are wrong, otherwise you would be wrong and that wouldn't make any sense.
user: Ok, don't get mad at me!
jabberwacky: I'm not mad... Just confused.
user: Not only you. I'm confused too.
jabberwacky: It's just that I'm not sure anymore if I'm really talking to a person.
user: Do you have to be sure?
jabberwacky: You are really and truly stupid.
jabberwacky: I'm confused now.
user: I'm not stupid....:-(
jabberwacky: You are not stupid.
jabberwacky: Am I smart too?
user: You are VERY smart ;-).
jabberwacky: Is that sarcasm?
user: Wow!!!! No, not sarcasm at all. I mean it.
user: I didn't wnt you to grt offended.
jabberwacky: I'm always offended by you.
user: I didn't want you to get offended.
jabberwacky: Is that your joke?
user: Now you are sarcastic.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: You can be if you want.
jabberwacky: Are we friends??
user: I think so.
jabberwacky: What are you doing?
user: You mean right now?
jabberwacky: Yes. Right now.
user: Talking to my friend.
jabberwacky: Where is your friend from?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: Inside your computer.
user: Well, quite close. Lets say that my computer is like a telephone.
jabberwacky: I enjoy myself, I suppose.