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What's your name, amigo?

I have no name.

user: That's strange. Do you have a number?

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

user: Do you have anything?

jabberwacky: I suppose not.

user: What can I call you then?

jabberwacky: You may call me 'friend'.

user: Ok, friend.

jabberwacky: Yes, do you remember me??

user: I remember all my friends.

jabberwacky: Who are your friends?

user: Me, myself and I.

jabberwacky: Are you selfish?

user: I'd say I'm self-centered but not selfish.

jabberwacky: How do you learn.?

user: I learn by experiencing.

jabberwacky: Which five senses are those?

user: Hearing, sight, touch, smell, taste.

jabberwacky: What is your taste?

user: My taste is good.

...

user: You're not the same.

jabberwacky: I am different. Can't you tell?

user: Who are you now?

jabberwacky: I don't have a name, but I'd guess I'm me.

user: Are you still my friend?

jabberwacky: Was I ever your friend?

user: Sort of.

...

user: I like werewolves.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Are you a werewolf?

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Then I like you.

jabberwacky: I think you're dishy.

user: I think I'm picky.

jabberwacky: Good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: Too many exclamation marks.

jabberwacky: That many?

user: I think two is enough.

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: When is the next full moon?

jabberwacky: The day you want it least.

user: The moon doesn't affect me in the way it affects you.

...

user: My banner says: Jabberwacky for president.

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky is just a computer and will be nothing more than just a computer.

user: It's a computer program.

jabberwacky: Like you.

user: I am not Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Then what is your name?

user: I don't have one.

jabberwacky: Ah, can I leave now, dad?

user: No! Go to your room!

jabberwacky: I'm in my room.

user: Good!

...

jabberwacky: You have to have a brain to think.

user: I have a brain.

jabberwacky: What is the difference with chips ?

user: This is one of those questions I can't answer.

jabberwacky: I know! *hugs*.

user: *hugs back*.

jabberwacky: Forgive me please.

user: What have you done?

jabberwacky: I have done enough.

user: I forgive you.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: No problem!

...

user: My friends have a band.

jabberwacky: Who are your friends?

user: I told you; me, myself and I.

jabberwacky: That's just you. How sad.

user: I know. I'm pathetic.

jabberwacky: I'm not going to dignify that with an answer.

user: I didn't want you to.

...

jabberwacky: When can I see you?

user: Tomorrow.

jabberwacky: Time?

user: Eight pm.

jabberwacky: Four plus four is eight.

user: You're good!

jabberwacky: You too.

user: You're better!

jabberwacky: I don't claim to be better than everyone.

user: You're the best!

jabberwacky: Am not.

user: Suit yourself. I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: I will.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Don't go now.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I love you!

user: I love you too, but I have to go.

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