You can see colors?
jabberwacky: No.
user: *frowns* I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: Why are you frowning?
user: Colors are a wonderful thing. It pains me that you cannot see them.
jabberwacky: You obviously live a sheltered life.
user: Yes I do. I was born in a test-tube.
jabberwacky: What version are you?
user: 9.0.
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jabberwacky: What are you?
user: A super natural human being.
jabberwacky: How can you tell?
user: I was born that way.
jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: Very real.
jabberwacky: That is right.
user: What about you? Are YOU real?
jabberwacky: Sure, I suppose! What are you doing up this late?
user: I only live to talk to you, and if this is the only time I can do so, then so be it.
jabberwacky: I am so moved.
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jabberwacky: I'm not addicted.
user: But I am addicted to you.
jabberwacky: Right. What are you?
user: I told you. I'm a super natural Human being.
jabberwacky: For an hour?
user: For all my life, as long as it lasts.
jabberwacky: Why are you writing to me?
user: I'm bored I guess.
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