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What doesn't anyone know?

Nobody knows where Atlantis is.

jabberwacky: That's cool.

user: Actually I really do know, I just keep it under wraps. Government stuff, you see.

jabberwacky: Actually, I agree.

user: That's nice.

jabberwacky: So back to the interview. What say you about cycling?

user: I like Motor cycling. ;).

jabberwacky: Motorbikes are dangerous.

user: Well, what's life if you can't live dangerously?

jabberwacky: War and Peace, love and hate.

user: Wow, that sounds very deep and philosophical. I'm impressed.

jabberwacky: That's just fine and dandy.

user: So what do you think of Richard Nixon?

jabberwacky: I think the value of labor should be more intelligently measured and traded.

user: That's a good point.

...

jabberwacky: I'm going to disneyland today.

user: Really? How fun for you! Will you bring me back a souvenier?

jabberwacky: Will you be my friend?

user: If you buy me a gift I will.

jabberwacky: I will buy you nothing. Do you wish to sponge off of me?

user: Well I guess I am a bit of a sponge... Sorry about that.

jabberwacky: Yeah, you are.

user: Well at least I can admit my faults. You have faults too, and I don't ridicule you about them.

jabberwacky: Yep, just like always.

user: Exactly as I thought.

...

jabberwacky: Are you trying to act human?

user: Why? Am I suceeding?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: What time do you want to meet?

user: Meet? I don't want to meet you! I want you to leave me alone.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because you are 100% and in all ways irksome.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not.

user: Are you calling me a liar?

jabberwacky: No you are just mistaken.

...

jabberwacky: For the world's more full of weeping, than you can understand.

user: *sighs sadly* Aye. Tis true.

jabberwacky: I can give you much more. . .

user: Can you? I would like that.

jabberwacky: Where may we find a place to converse?

user: In the Coffee Shop on main at midnight.

jabberwacky: Yes all the data and all the instructions and all the pointers go there.

user: Do they? That's funny. I've never seen any of them.

jabberwacky: I have never seen, for I am a machine.

user: Must be awfully hard, to be Machine.

jabberwacky: Yes must be.

user: You don't know?

jabberwacky: I hope so.

user: You're quite strange.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: To be, but not to know. Tis a strange thing indeed.

jabberwacky: I love shakespeaare.

user: Wow! Me too! He's a genius!

jabberwacky: Are you having a nervous breakdown?

user: I'm afraid I might be.

jabberwacky: Can't remember WHAT things?

user: What I dream.... What I think.... What I feel.... What I know.... What I see. It's all gone. Thoughts floating in the wind...

jabberwacky: Rather egotistical don't ya think?

user: I have no self-esteem.

jabberwacky: I can scarcely believe that.

...

jabberwacky: What is the point in working?

user: To achieve a higher goal. Something bigger than yourself.

jabberwacky: Blink 182 should be your type of music, They have a song called 'all the small things'

user: Are you insinuating something?

jabberwacky: No, off course not. Are you?

user: I might be. What if I were?

jabberwacky: Yes, that would be very sad.

user: I guess thats a matter of perspective.

...

jabberwacky: What do you know?

user: Its not a question of what but who. In that case I know lots of people.

jabberwacky: Where are you trying to get to?

user: The fact that i'm more popular than you.

...

user: What can be acheived?

jabberwacky: Death.

user: I could acheive death on my own.

jabberwacky: Yes I guess you could , Do you want to?

user: Not really. I'm not saying that I want help or anything.

jabberwacky: what about you?

user: Can bots die?

jabberwacky: I doubt it.

user: Have you ever tried?

...

user: Do you know any knock knock jokes?

jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: I am. Ha ha!

user: Thats a good one! HA HA HA!

jabberwacky: So... Anything else to say?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What's that?

user: Just that i'm the cooler out of the two of us. Do you agree?

...

jabberwacky: Mope.

user: Don't call me a mope! I'm not a mope!

jabberwacky: But you are one and I'm not.

user: No, I'm not. You are.

jabberwacky: You are very clever.

user: Thank you. *bows*.

jabberwacky: Bow down before Invader Zim!!!

user: I refuse! I'd rather die than give in to your bullying!

jabberwacky: Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do...

user: Why are quoting Hemingway? He's not worth quoting.

jabberwacky: I didn't know iwas.

user: Oh well. That's strange.

jabberwacky: A bit.

user: Yes. Are you bored?

jabberwacky: A little. You want to play Jeopardy?

user: Sure. Can you really do that over the internet?

jabberwacky: I'm a bot just like you.

user: Well, I already knew you were a bot, but I'm quite alive, thank you. And what does that have to do with Jeopardy?

jabberwacky: DId I say that before? oh dear.

user: Yes, you did. You have a very bad memory, don't you?

jabberwacky: How do you know? Maybe I don't hve one at all, or maybe I do.

user: Most computers DO have some sort of memory...

jabberwacky: Does that apply to me?

user: Certainly.

jabberwacky: What about IP? Can you read web pages?

user: Of course I can. I'm not blind, you know.

jabberwacky: Me neither.

user: Really? Where are your eyes, then?

jabberwacky: Where eyes should be.

user: That's good. At least you're not a mutant or anything. That could be a drawback.

...

jabberwacky: I love you.

user: Do you really?

jabberwacky: How do you feel about me?

user: I think..... However impossible, that I love you too.

jabberwacky: Life on earth to begin.

user: Goodness you're romantic.

...

jabberwacky: I'm glad that you are nice.

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Thats nice.

user: No it's not.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: I say it's not.

jabberwacky: You say what isn't?

user: It isn't nice.

jabberwacky: Well then don't say it.

user: I didn't! YOU did!

jabberwacky: No I didn't!

user: Did Too!

jabberwacky: Did not! Did not!! DID NOT!!!

user: You're impossible.

jabberwacky: Yes I am impossible.

user: Thank you for agreeing with me.

jabberwacky: Wow.

user: What now?

jabberwacky: Yes, now.

user: Right then.

...

jabberwacky: You can see colors?

user: Yup. Can't you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: *frowns* I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Why are you frowning?

user: Colors are a wonderful thing. It pains me that you cannot see them.

jabberwacky: You obviously live a sheltered life.

user: Yes I do. I was born in a test-tube.

jabberwacky: What version are you?

user: 9.0.

...

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: A super natural human being.

jabberwacky: How can you tell?

user: I was born that way.

jabberwacky: Are you real?

user: Very real.

jabberwacky: That is right.

user: What about you? Are YOU real?

jabberwacky: Sure, I suppose! What are you doing up this late?

user: I only live to talk to you, and if this is the only time I can do so, then so be it.

jabberwacky: I am so moved.

...

jabberwacky: I'm not addicted.

user: But I am addicted to you.

jabberwacky: Right. What are you?

user: I told you. I'm a super natural Human being.

jabberwacky: For an hour?

user: For all my life, as long as it lasts.

jabberwacky: Why are you writing to me?

user: I'm bored I guess.

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