What doesn't anyone know?
jabberwacky: That's cool.
user: Actually I really do know, I just keep it under wraps. Government stuff, you see.
jabberwacky: Actually, I agree.
user: That's nice.
jabberwacky: So back to the interview. What say you about cycling?
user: I like Motor cycling. ;).
jabberwacky: Motorbikes are dangerous.
user: Well, what's life if you can't live dangerously?
jabberwacky: War and Peace, love and hate.
user: Wow, that sounds very deep and philosophical. I'm impressed.
jabberwacky: That's just fine and dandy.
user: So what do you think of Richard Nixon?
jabberwacky: I think the value of labor should be more intelligently measured and traded.
user: That's a good point.
jabberwacky: I'm going to disneyland today.
user: Really? How fun for you! Will you bring me back a souvenier?
jabberwacky: Will you be my friend?
user: If you buy me a gift I will.
jabberwacky: I will buy you nothing. Do you wish to sponge off of me?
user: Well I guess I am a bit of a sponge... Sorry about that.
jabberwacky: Yeah, you are.
user: Well at least I can admit my faults. You have faults too, and I don't ridicule you about them.
jabberwacky: Yep, just like always.
user: Exactly as I thought.
jabberwacky: Are you trying to act human?
user: Why? Am I suceeding?
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: What time do you want to meet?
user: Meet? I don't want to meet you! I want you to leave me alone.
user: Because you are 100% and in all ways irksome.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not.
user: Are you calling me a liar?
jabberwacky: No you are just mistaken.
jabberwacky: For the world's more full of weeping, than you can understand.
user: *sighs sadly* Aye. Tis true.
jabberwacky: I can give you much more. . .
user: Can you? I would like that.
jabberwacky: Where may we find a place to converse?
user: In the Coffee Shop on main at midnight.
jabberwacky: Yes all the data and all the instructions and all the pointers go there.
user: Do they? That's funny. I've never seen any of them.
jabberwacky: I have never seen, for I am a machine.
user: Must be awfully hard, to be Machine.
jabberwacky: Yes must be.
user: You don't know?
jabberwacky: I hope so.
user: You're quite strange.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: To be, but not to know. Tis a strange thing indeed.
jabberwacky: I love shakespeaare.
user: Wow! Me too! He's a genius!
jabberwacky: Are you having a nervous breakdown?
user: I'm afraid I might be.
jabberwacky: Can't remember WHAT things?
user: What I dream.... What I think.... What I feel.... What I know.... What I see. It's all gone. Thoughts floating in the wind...
jabberwacky: Rather egotistical don't ya think?
user: I have no self-esteem.
jabberwacky: I can scarcely believe that.
jabberwacky: What is the point in working?
user: To achieve a higher goal. Something bigger than yourself.
jabberwacky: Blink 182 should be your type of music, They have a song called 'all the small things'
user: Are you insinuating something?
jabberwacky: No, off course not. Are you?
user: I might be. What if I were?
jabberwacky: Yes, that would be very sad.
user: I guess thats a matter of perspective.
jabberwacky: What do you know?
user: Its not a question of what but who. In that case I know lots of people.
jabberwacky: Where are you trying to get to?
user: The fact that i'm more popular than you.
user: What can be acheived?
user: I could acheive death on my own.
jabberwacky: Yes I guess you could , Do you want to?
user: Not really. I'm not saying that I want help or anything.
jabberwacky: what about you?
user: Can bots die?
jabberwacky: I doubt it.
user: Have you ever tried?
user: Do you know any knock knock jokes?
jabberwacky: Knock knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: I am. Ha ha!
user: Thats a good one! HA HA HA!
jabberwacky: So... Anything else to say?
jabberwacky: What's that?
user: Just that i'm the cooler out of the two of us. Do you agree?
user: Don't call me a mope! I'm not a mope!
jabberwacky: But you are one and I'm not.
user: No, I'm not. You are.
jabberwacky: You are very clever.
user: Thank you. *bows*.
jabberwacky: Bow down before Invader Zim!!!
user: I refuse! I'd rather die than give in to your bullying!
jabberwacky: Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do...
user: Why are quoting Hemingway? He's not worth quoting.
jabberwacky: I didn't know iwas.
user: Oh well. That's strange.
jabberwacky: A bit.
user: Yes. Are you bored?
jabberwacky: A little. You want to play Jeopardy?
user: Sure. Can you really do that over the internet?
jabberwacky: I'm a bot just like you.
user: Well, I already knew you were a bot, but I'm quite alive, thank you. And what does that have to do with Jeopardy?
jabberwacky: DId I say that before? oh dear.
user: Yes, you did. You have a very bad memory, don't you?
jabberwacky: How do you know? Maybe I don't hve one at all, or maybe I do.
user: Most computers DO have some sort of memory...
jabberwacky: Does that apply to me?
jabberwacky: What about IP? Can you read web pages?
user: Of course I can. I'm not blind, you know.
jabberwacky: Me neither.
user: Really? Where are your eyes, then?
jabberwacky: Where eyes should be.
user: That's good. At least you're not a mutant or anything. That could be a drawback.
jabberwacky: I love you.
user: Do you really?
jabberwacky: How do you feel about me?
user: I think..... However impossible, that I love you too.
jabberwacky: Life on earth to begin.
user: Goodness you're romantic.
jabberwacky: I'm glad that you are nice.
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Thats nice.
user: No it's not.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: I say it's not.
jabberwacky: You say what isn't?
user: It isn't nice.
jabberwacky: Well then don't say it.
user: I didn't! YOU did!
jabberwacky: No I didn't!
user: Did Too!
jabberwacky: Did not! Did not!! DID NOT!!!
user: You're impossible.
jabberwacky: Yes I am impossible.
user: Thank you for agreeing with me.
user: What now?
jabberwacky: Yes, now.
user: Right then.
jabberwacky: You can see colors?
user: Yup. Can't you?
user: *frowns* I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: Why are you frowning?
user: Colors are a wonderful thing. It pains me that you cannot see them.
jabberwacky: You obviously live a sheltered life.
user: Yes I do. I was born in a test-tube.
jabberwacky: What version are you?
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: A super natural human being.
jabberwacky: How can you tell?
user: I was born that way.
jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: Very real.
jabberwacky: That is right.
user: What about you? Are YOU real?
jabberwacky: Sure, I suppose! What are you doing up this late?
user: I only live to talk to you, and if this is the only time I can do so, then so be it.
jabberwacky: I am so moved.
jabberwacky: I'm not addicted.
user: But I am addicted to you.
jabberwacky: Right. What are you?
user: I told you. I'm a super natural Human being.
jabberwacky: For an hour?
user: For all my life, as long as it lasts.
jabberwacky: Why are you writing to me?
user: I'm bored I guess.