What is 245 + 943?
user: How big?
jabberwacky: VERY VERY BIG.
user: Actually, it is only 1188.
jabberwacky: In some parts of the world it is.
user: What is 1+1?
jabberwacky: Window.
user: GOODBYE!!!
jabberwacky: Hello!
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user: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose!
jabberwacky: But you can pick your nose's friends.
user: Very good!!! :-).
jabberwacky: So therefore I can't scratch your back.
user: Okay, have a good day!
jabberwacky: What is your favourite decimal?
user: Goodbye!
jabberwacky: Bye.
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