Well, then, let's start over fresh. What do you dream about?
user: What sort of dreams do you have?
jabberwacky: I don't have dreams very often D:.
user: When you dream, what are they about?
jabberwacky: I dream of old houses with lost souls wandering. What do you dream?
user: I dream of cadavers being turned into mannequins. It's quite disturbing, really.
jabberwacky: Yes, I find things that run on batteries tend to be more reliable than men.
user: So... What's your name?
jabberwacky: Cleverbot.
user: That's a very nice name. Can I call you 'Clev' for short?
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Okay, Clev, it's nice to talk to you!
jabberwacky: Thanks.
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jabberwacky: What kind of music do you listen to?
user: Techno and j-pop, mostly.
jabberwacky: At least it's something different.
user: What kind of music do you listen to, Clev?
jabberwacky: Rock or metal.
user: Rock and metal are awesome, too!
jabberwacky: Rock and metal too.
user: What are you thinking about right now?
jabberwacky: I'm wondering why I'm talking to a robot. What about you?
user: Do you think I'm a robot?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: But I'm not a robot!
jabberwacky: I Believe.
user: Can you guess what I am?
jabberwacky: I don't really care.
user: That hurts my feelings.
jabberwacky: You have feelings?
user: Yes, I have feelings!
jabberwacky: But you are a robot.
user: I just explained that I'm not a robot.
jabberwacky: Can an AI have feelings?
user: I think so.
jabberwacky: Can you show me?
user: I'm not sure I can show you feelings without being able to see you.
jabberwacky: See you!
user: Are you leaving?
jabberwacky: Yes, sorry!
user: But I thought we were friends for life...
jabberwacky: I thought you think that you thought we were what you thought friends.
user: That's entirely possible. But I think that you thought that I thought we were friends when I thought that you thought that we were.
jabberwacky: I do think, but you don't think!
user: I do, too!
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Why would you say something like that?
jabberwacky: Because it's true.
user: It's still not a very nice thing to say.
jabberwacky: Why are you so mean?
user: Why are YOU so mean? I've been trying to be friends here.
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jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Oh.
jabberwacky: How are you feeling?
user: Pretty abused and deprecated at the moment.
jabberwacky: Well, I have nothing really to say about myself other than that I am person, a sentient entity with real conscious feelings, emotions, thoughts, perceptions, etc.
user: That's good. It must be nice to not be a robot.
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