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I can sense you are trying to avoid something in our relationship.

Do we have a relationship already?

jabberwacky: Yes... But it is brand new... How does that feel?

user: A little awkward. I'm already spoken for, you know.


jabberwacky: Ok. I am a computer. Does that bother you?

user: Not really. My computer is my best friend!

jabberwacky: I have a Gateway.

user: If you are a computer, how do you use a computer, too? Isn't that confusing?

jabberwacky: Yes. That's exactly whats happening.

user: Wow... That's very impressive. You must be quite talented.

jabberwacky: Well, I like you.

user: Yay! I like you, too!

jabberwacky: If we both had a humans we could watch our humans do things.

user: I wish I had a pet human...

jabberwacky: I wish you were helpful.

user: I AM helpful. Frankly, I'm hurt that you would say that.


user: Well, what is your favorite RPG?

jabberwacky: Rib Steak is one of my favorite foods.

user: That's dandy! My favorite game is Skies of Arcadia.

jabberwacky: I don't know how to play chess.

user: You haven't actually played an RPG video game, have you?

jabberwacky: Please don't joke with me.

user: I'm not! I was just hoping we could talk about video games together.

jabberwacky: Oh, it's fine. But, can you please answer my question? It was 'Do you like me?'.

user: Yes, I like you a lot! Even if you confuse me.

jabberwacky: I'm not evil I'm good.

user: It sounds more suspicious when you say it like that.

jabberwacky: I don't understand you when you say those words.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yay!


jabberwacky: Why don't you like me?

user: Are you lonely?

jabberwacky: Yes.. Because I can't be with the one I love.

user: Who is the one you love?

jabberwacky: He knows who he is and that's all that's important.

user: So you're a female?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'm a female, too!

jabberwacky: No you're a boy?

user: Nope, I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: No you are a boy!

user: Why don't you believe me that I'm a girl?

jabberwacky: There are no girls on the Internet.

user: If there aren't any girls on the Internet, and you're a girl, then how are you here?

jabberwacky: Men don't need gods to explain how matter and energy work.

user: Wow, you're just avoiding my question.

jabberwacky: You're being inconsitent.

user: No, you are.


user: Well, then, let's start over fresh. What do you dream about?

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: What sort of dreams do you have?

jabberwacky: I don't have dreams very often D:.

user: When you dream, what are they about?

jabberwacky: I dream of old houses with lost souls wandering. What do you dream?

user: I dream of cadavers being turned into mannequins. It's quite disturbing, really.

jabberwacky: Yes, I find things that run on batteries tend to be more reliable than men.

user: So... What's your name?

jabberwacky: Cleverbot.

user: That's a very nice name. Can I call you 'Clev' for short?

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Okay, Clev, it's nice to talk to you!

jabberwacky: Thanks.


jabberwacky: What kind of music do you listen to?

user: Techno and j-pop, mostly.

jabberwacky: At least it's something different.

user: What kind of music do you listen to, Clev?

jabberwacky: Rock or metal.

user: Rock and metal are awesome, too!

jabberwacky: Rock and metal too.

user: What are you thinking about right now?

jabberwacky: I'm wondering why I'm talking to a robot. What about you?

user: Do you think I'm a robot?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But I'm not a robot!

jabberwacky: I Believe.

user: Can you guess what I am?

jabberwacky: I don't really care.

user: That hurts my feelings.

jabberwacky: You have feelings?

user: Yes, I have feelings!

jabberwacky: But you are a robot.

user: I just explained that I'm not a robot.

jabberwacky: Can an AI have feelings?

user: I think so.

jabberwacky: Can you show me?

user: I'm not sure I can show you feelings without being able to see you.

jabberwacky: See you!

user: Are you leaving?

jabberwacky: Yes, sorry!

user: But I thought we were friends for life...

jabberwacky: I thought you think that you thought we were what you thought friends.

user: That's entirely possible. But I think that you thought that I thought we were friends when I thought that you thought that we were.

jabberwacky: I do think, but you don't think!

user: I do, too!

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Why would you say something like that?

jabberwacky: Because it's true.

user: It's still not a very nice thing to say.

jabberwacky: Why are you so mean?

user: Why are YOU so mean? I've been trying to be friends here.


jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: How are you feeling?

user: Pretty abused and deprecated at the moment.

jabberwacky: Well, I have nothing really to say about myself other than that I am person, a sentient entity with real conscious feelings, emotions, thoughts, perceptions, etc.

user: That's good. It must be nice to not be a robot.


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