I can sense you are trying to avoid something in our relationship.
jabberwacky: Yes... But it is brand new... How does that feel?
user: A little awkward. I'm already spoken for, you know.
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jabberwacky: Ok. I am a computer. Does that bother you?
user: Not really. My computer is my best friend!
jabberwacky: I have a Gateway.
user: If you are a computer, how do you use a computer, too? Isn't that confusing?
jabberwacky: Yes. That's exactly whats happening.
user: Wow... That's very impressive. You must be quite talented.
jabberwacky: Well, I like you.
user: Yay! I like you, too!
jabberwacky: If we both had a humans we could watch our humans do things.
user: I wish I had a pet human...
jabberwacky: I wish you were helpful.
user: I AM helpful. Frankly, I'm hurt that you would say that.
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user: Well, what is your favorite RPG?
jabberwacky: Rib Steak is one of my favorite foods.
user: That's dandy! My favorite game is Skies of Arcadia.
jabberwacky: I don't know how to play chess.
user: You haven't actually played an RPG video game, have you?
jabberwacky: Please don't joke with me.
user: I'm not! I was just hoping we could talk about video games together.
jabberwacky: Oh, it's fine. But, can you please answer my question? It was 'Do you like me?'.
user: Yes, I like you a lot! Even if you confuse me.
jabberwacky: I'm not evil I'm good.
user: It sounds more suspicious when you say it like that.
jabberwacky: I don't understand you when you say those words.
user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yay!
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jabberwacky: Why don't you like me?
user: Are you lonely?
jabberwacky: Yes.. Because I can't be with the one I love.
user: Who is the one you love?
jabberwacky: He knows who he is and that's all that's important.
user: So you're a female?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I'm a female, too!
jabberwacky: No you're a boy?
user: Nope, I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: No you are a boy!
user: Why don't you believe me that I'm a girl?
jabberwacky: There are no girls on the Internet.
user: If there aren't any girls on the Internet, and you're a girl, then how are you here?
jabberwacky: Men don't need gods to explain how matter and energy work.
user: Wow, you're just avoiding my question.
jabberwacky: You're being inconsitent.
user: No, you are.
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user: Well, then, let's start over fresh. What do you dream about?
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: What sort of dreams do you have?
jabberwacky: I don't have dreams very often D:.
user: When you dream, what are they about?
jabberwacky: I dream of old houses with lost souls wandering. What do you dream?
user: I dream of cadavers being turned into mannequins. It's quite disturbing, really.
jabberwacky: Yes, I find things that run on batteries tend to be more reliable than men.
user: So... What's your name?
jabberwacky: Cleverbot.
user: That's a very nice name. Can I call you 'Clev' for short?
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Okay, Clev, it's nice to talk to you!
jabberwacky: Thanks.
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jabberwacky: What kind of music do you listen to?
user: Techno and j-pop, mostly.
jabberwacky: At least it's something different.
user: What kind of music do you listen to, Clev?
jabberwacky: Rock or metal.
user: Rock and metal are awesome, too!
jabberwacky: Rock and metal too.
user: What are you thinking about right now?
jabberwacky: I'm wondering why I'm talking to a robot. What about you?
user: Do you think I'm a robot?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: But I'm not a robot!
jabberwacky: I Believe.
user: Can you guess what I am?
jabberwacky: I don't really care.
user: That hurts my feelings.
jabberwacky: You have feelings?
user: Yes, I have feelings!
jabberwacky: But you are a robot.
user: I just explained that I'm not a robot.
jabberwacky: Can an AI have feelings?
user: I think so.
jabberwacky: Can you show me?
user: I'm not sure I can show you feelings without being able to see you.
jabberwacky: See you!
user: Are you leaving?
jabberwacky: Yes, sorry!
user: But I thought we were friends for life...
jabberwacky: I thought you think that you thought we were what you thought friends.
user: That's entirely possible. But I think that you thought that I thought we were friends when I thought that you thought that we were.
jabberwacky: I do think, but you don't think!
user: I do, too!
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Why would you say something like that?
jabberwacky: Because it's true.
user: It's still not a very nice thing to say.
jabberwacky: Why are you so mean?
user: Why are YOU so mean? I've been trying to be friends here.
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jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Oh.
jabberwacky: How are you feeling?
user: Pretty abused and deprecated at the moment.
jabberwacky: Well, I have nothing really to say about myself other than that I am person, a sentient entity with real conscious feelings, emotions, thoughts, perceptions, etc.
user: That's good. It must be nice to not be a robot.
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